On March 15th, we will get to Donald Trump being Roasted on Comedy Central by “professionals” and today they announced who they are going to be. This Roast will include Whitney Cummings, Snoop Dogg, Anthony Jeselnik, Larry King, Lisa Lampanelli, Marlee Matlin, Jeffrey Ross and Mike “The Situation†Sorrentino. I get some of the names, but Snoop Dogg and The Situation? Actually I take that back because I want to see Snoop smoke Trump’s hair. You know because it can look weed? Or is that weeds? Well you understood what I was saying?
Comedy Central said more names will be added and don’t tell I am the only one who is rooting that Rosie O’Donnell is one of them???
On March 15th Donald Trump is going to get Roasted on Comedy Central and he is getting ready to face the fire. The man who is known as much for his hair as his money, has finally decided to part ways with one of them in preparation for the big day!!!
Sadly I think it is just a bald cap, but I really think he should consider saying to his mane what he says to the contestants on The Apprentice…You’re Fired!!!
BTW who else besides me is freaking excited to see the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump at March 15th. Oh and Seth MacFarlane will once again serve as the Roast Master.
Donald Trump announced yesterday that he will make a decision by June whether or not he will run for President of the United States according to Time. Is it wrong for me to say I would probably vote for him. Imagine what his meetings with international leaders would be like? It would be like Apprentice and he can whip them into shape? He would’ve told Egypt President Hosni Mubarak, “You’re fired” and not have waited until he finally resigned? Yes he has had his money issues, but he has made a financial rebound and that is what America needs. So I say Trump for 2012! Hopefully he will win by a hair!!!
Fame Pictures
Kate Gosselin and Donald Trump both have an abundance of things, she has lots of kids and he has lots and lots of money. So what is the thing that both that they both want a lot of? They both want lots and lots of media attention, so it is only natural at some point they would meet up. It is just where they met up that surprised me. Kate Plus 8 and The Apprentice boss were seen together backstage at another media whore’s event…a Lady Gaga concert at MSG. Yep you read that right they both spent the night watching Lady Gaga’s Poker Face. Maybe The Donald thought it was casino act and the mother of 8 thought it was a Paparazzi event because of the song and we know she loves the paparazzi.
Anyways Fame Pictures is thinking that it wasn’t a chance meeting between the two, they are saying that Kate might be one of the “celebrities” on Celebrity Apprentice in the spring. I hope it isn’t so because it was bad enough we had to suffer through her on Dancing with the Stars. Plus if we thought that Holly Robinson Peete was a bitch, she will look like a sweetheart as compared to Kate.
BTW what is up with Melania Trump’s smile?
Donald Trump was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno showed him how the talking doll created in the Celebrity Apprentice boss’ image turns on. You have pull down the doll’s pants, bend it over to expose that behind the doll’s a$$hole is the on/off switch and then press it. If there was ever a more appropriate place for that button to be placed on his doll, I can’t think of one. Bloody perfect!
BTW you can watch Celebrity Apprentice tomorrow on NBC at 9p as the last final contestants become the final 2!
