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Johnny Depp can’t wait to get out of Donald Trump |
| February 19th, 2016 under Donald Trump, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]
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Last week, Funny or Die released the ’80s movie of the week Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal starring Johnny Depp and many wondered if Captain Sparrow was really under all of that makeup.
Today, FOD released a behind the scenes video from the shoot and you can see the actor take off the layers of prosthetics to reveal his true face. As he pulled the foam from his skin, you can see the anger he had playing the Presidential candidate and couldn’t wait to get out of that costume. Can you blame him? I wouldn’t want Donald Trump on me either. Even with all of his money.
To see the full movie, then click here!
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Clay Aiken’s response to Donald Trump’s loss is perfect! |
| February 1st, 2016 under American Idol 1-5, Donald Trump. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Remember when Clay Aiken was on The Celebrity Apprentice and should’ve won but didn’t. Instead he came in second behind Arsenio Hall? Well, tonight Donald Trump came in second and American Idol’s runner-up had a message for his TV his boss. He said, “Hey @realDonaldTrump, remember that time you made me come in 2nd place? Doesn’t feel good does it? 😉 I do still love ya, but #karmasabitch.” Booya!
It might’ve taken him almost 4 years to get his revenge, but I am sure it tasted just as sweet!
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Donald Trump signed a woman’s chest |
| December 4th, 2015 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Just hours after 14 people were shot to death at a Christmas party in San Bernardino, Ca, Donald Trump spent the time signing a woman’s chest on Wednesday in Manassas, Va. Just when you think he can’t do or say anything else reprehensible, The Daily Caller photographed him autographing a strange woman’s breast plate. I think his book’s title is correct, he has Crippled America.
How can anyone think that is Presidential? That is what Porn stars, musicians and actors do, not a man who is running for President
And that woman is way too old to ask him to do that. She is at least 20 years past being too old to have men sign her chest.
As he would say, “So sad.”
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Stop the presses, Donald Trump picked up the broom! |
| November 9th, 2015 under Donald Trump, Saturday Night Live. [ Comments: none ]
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As you know by now, Donald Trump’s appearance on Saturday Night Live was a HUGE dud. Unfortunately for the people who sat through that painful 90 minutes, the funniest part came after the show ended. The Republican Presidential Candidate picked up a broom and started to sweep away the confetti that fell at the end of the show. How much sweeping did he do? I am sure he put it down a soon as the photo-op was over. Either that or he put it between his legs and rode it home to Trump Tower. I am leaning to towards the latter.
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The only way Donald Trump smiles around a woman? |
| November 3rd, 2015 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Donald Trump was on Good Morning America this morning and Lara Spencer went over to say hi to him. The two of them took a photo of their encounter and he was smiling from ear to ear as she sat on his lap. Although she says that she was standing next to him.
So now we know the only that way a woman can make him smile, she needs to be close to him. Otherwise, it seems that he will make fun of her looks.
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