Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was willing to describe Donald Trump’s stump, I have wanted her to do it. Now that she has, I wish she didn’t.
The Guardian got their hands on her upcuming memoir Full Disclosure and she tells all in the tell all. Before we get to the horrifying part, she says he has a small pen!s, but “not freakishly small.”
OK, that we can handle, but I was just easing it in for you. She then goes on to say, “He knows he has an unusual pen!s. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d!ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Part of me cannot wait to see his tweet denying it, but a bigger part of me wishes I can scrub that image out of my head. Make it go away.
Stormy Daniels sat down with Vogue and they asked her for details about her night with Donald Trump. She told them, “How many details can you really give about two minutes?” Then she added, “Maybe. I’m being generous.”
Is this reveal shocking? Not really, but then again how many of us thought he would last that long? Talking about long, when are we going to find out from her how short he is? I cannot be the only who wants to know.
I mean, am I the only who thinks he is overcompensating for it with his actions and long tie?
Remember a few weeks ago, when Kim Kardashian went to the White House to meet Donald Trump. Well, yesterday she gave all the juicy details about their conversations to Jimmy Kimmel.
She said that when she walked into the Oval Office, her first words to him were, “Holy sh!t, we’re in the f*cking Oval Office.” Keeping it classy, of course. Then the two talked about unfair prison sentences and pardoning Alice Johnson.
A week later, as we know, he pardoned her, and he called Kardashian to tell her the good news. She was at a photoshoot at the time. One, that required her to be naked, of course, and she told them to get a robe. Personally, she would have gotten more out of him if she told him that. We know that is what he likes.
Anyways, she said she was the first one to tell Johnson the news, and they both were crying. Although, she had to hold back the tears because she did not want to ruin her makeup.
Since she gotJohnson freed, she gets a stack of letters from people asking her to help them out.
When it comes to Kanye West’s love for Trump. She explained he liked how he got into office, but he does not follow politics. Maybe if he did, then he would understand why he should change his opinion.
And I just wasted a whole post on this. Previous presidents got the best of the best celebrities to join them at 1600 Penn. This one gets Kimye and that is enough to show how awful this administration is.
The other night during one of Donald Trump’s “love me” rallies, he bashed some of the late night hosts and called them names. Shocking, right?
Anyhoo, you cannot go off on the late night hosts and not expect them to respond. So they did. Stephen Colbert decided to video chat with his competition who are now his allies on this matter. Well at least one of them understands what The Late Show host is going through and that is The Tonight Show host who the president told to be a man. Which let’s be honest with each other, Jimmy Fallon is the man and always has been. And then there is Conan O’Brien, who POTUS ignored. Therefore, the host of the TBS show does the same.
You know what, they should make this a weekly segment and changeup the shows when they do it. Because as long as he is president, they are going to make fun of him and he is going to say stuff back towards them. They are comedians, and he is, just well, sad.
FLOTUS spox confirms Mrs. Trump wore a jacket to visit border kids that reads: "I really don't care. Do you?" Spox says: "It's a jacket. There was no hidden message. After today's important visit to Texas, I hope the media isn't going to choose to focus on her wardrobe." pic.twitter.com/Bp4Z8n455G
Melania Trump surprised us all by flying down to the Texas border this morning to visit the thousands of kids, who have been unfairly ripped away from their parents, who are trying to make a better life for their family, because of her husband, and do not know if they will ever see their parents again.
For a second, you said maybe FLOTUS has a heart and is nothing like her husband. But then… She put on a parka to get on Air Force One. What is the big deal? The $39 Zena jacket reads, “I DON’T REALLY CARE. DO U?” I mean, how stupid and tone deaf do you have to be to wear such an insensitive jacket like that when the whole world is mad at her husband for forcibly taking children away from their parents and then losing the kids in the system he created? I know English is not her first language, but those words are so easy, even her husband can read them.
Every freaking day, this whole family finds a way to disgrace America. Sometimes, they find a way to do it multiple times a day. This was just her first this week. I am sure she will find a way to top it because there are there are still 9 more days left in June.
When it comes to statement from her spokespeople, here is their excuse, “It’s a jacket. There was no hidden message. After today’s important visit to Texas, I hope the media isn’t going to choose to focus on her wardrobe.” It is hard to ignore it. The all caps messaging screams as loud as her husband as he toots his own horn.
For those who say she is the best first lady ever, Dolly Madison, Nancy Reagan, Eleanor Roosevelt and Jacqueline Kennedy are all turning over in their graves because they are the country’s best first ladies ever.
Or should I saw they Be Best first ladies? She cannot even follow her own campaign. But I guess she was referring to online bullying and this is doing it right to their faces as she turns her back on those abused children being held in cages.
Oh and like her husband this was all a photo op because she only visited the unaccompanied minors and not the “tender age” babies who cannot be held by their parents because her husband forcibly separated them from the person that loves them most.
This is not the America that I know and cannot way to have it back.
I am sure the right will be like, but she wore a jacket that cost less than $40, what do you want for her? Money does not buy you smarts or class as we witnessed from this family.
It just dawned on me, this might be the first honest thing anyone in the Trump family has done or said since he stole the White House.
