Ever since Stormy Daniels said that she can describe Donald Trump’s private parts, I have wanted that private detail to become public. Then she wrote a memoir that is out now and ruined mushrooms and Mario Kart for us.
Yesterday, when she was on CNN, Don Lemon asked her why she regretted putting that in the book. She told him, “I don’t really regret it, I just have a couple of moments that was kind of mean. But, then I look back at all of the horrible things he has said about other people and women, calling women pigs, attacking girls’ weights and looks. Then I don’t feel so bad.” Then she wanted him to know she does not agree with body shaming someone.
Since he has not denied it, you know she is speaking because he loves to attack the books that are written about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjne8Sh1S9o
Yesterday as Donald Trump was boarding Air Force One, it was obvious he recently took a #2. That is because there was a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Which makes you wonder what type of a mess is his bathroom because why else would there be TP on the floor? We know it is not Melania’s fault because she is out of the country. Therefore, it is all on him. Thus, why it stuck to him.
The last time that Stormy Daniels was on Jimmy Kimmel Live she could not say much. A lot has changed since then and now she can talk about it. Yesterday, she kissed and told, and we know more than we ever wanted to. Way more!
She might be a p0rn star, but she is very witty. In fact, she one-upped the ABC host throughout the whole interview. Which could explain why she spanked his butt with her book. Well, that and recreating the moment when she punished Donald Trump with a magazine that had his face on the cover.
Going from his big head to his little one, Kimmel also made a display with several mushrooms of different sizes on a board. The reason is that she described his Cheeto as a mushroom in her book. The host wanted to know which one was the closest to the real thing. It was not the smallest, but it was pretty close. One that seems to explain why he is the way he is.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was willing to describe Donald Trump’s stump, I have wanted her to do it. Now that she has, I wish she didn’t.
The Guardian got their hands on her upcuming memoir Full Disclosure and she tells all in the tell all. Before we get to the horrifying part, she says he has a small pen!s, but “not freakishly small.”
OK, that we can handle, but I was just easing it in for you. She then goes on to say, “He knows he has an unusual pen!s. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d!ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Part of me cannot wait to see his tweet denying it, but a bigger part of me wishes I can scrub that image out of my head. Make it go away.
Stormy Daniels sat down with Vogue and they asked her for details about her night with Donald Trump. She told them, “How many details can you really give about two minutes?” Then she added, “Maybe. I’m being generous.”
Is this reveal shocking? Not really, but then again how many of us thought he would last that long? Talking about long, when are we going to find out from her how short he is? I cannot be the only who wants to know.
I mean, am I the only who thinks he is overcompensating for it with his actions and long tie?
