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We have been focusing so much on Jon Hamm’s hammster, that we didn’t notice that Don Cheadle might even be bigger than the Man Men star. The House of Lies boss was out in London wearing a loose fitting pair of pants, and it looks like he might have an Ocean’s Eleven incher in his pants. Who knew the Iron Man actor might have a War Machine between his legs?
Don Cheadle is a guest on Sesame Street and he wanted to teach Elmo about the word “inflate.” In order to do that, he blew up a beach ball. Then Elmo inflated something that looked very phallic and the two moved back and forth just like Herbie did.
I am not going to inflate this post any more because I think the video speaks for itself.
We all know that Kristen Bell loves sloths, but does she love the animal more than her brand new baby?
Bell’s daughter Lincoln is just 2 days old and she has already made an offer to trade her little girl for a sloth. Veronica Mars Tweeted to her House of Lies co-star Don Cheadle, who is in Costa Rica where they have slots, “@IamDonCheadle bring me one and ill trade u for the baby!” So how did he react her to her request, he Tweeted back “@IMKristenBell Done! That baby’s gonna grow up so twisted! Can’t wait!”
No word if he found a sloth and if it will clear customs, but if he does will she turn her house into one of lies and deny him Lincoln for a sloth. We will just have to wait to find out.
Don Cheadle was on The Tonight Show yesterday and he told Jay Leno that the lovable Kristen Bell is a “bad person”. Why did he use such harsh words about her? Because his House of Lies co-star beat him in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot and took all of his Per Diem. He was upset that she didn’t give him a chance to earn his losses back. Does anyone blame her for taking the money and running?
It seems like Matt Damon is all over the place these days and on Sunday at 10p he is going to be on Showtime’s House of Lies. The Oscar winner goes to the consultants to find a charity that is bigger than George Clooney’s thus making Jason Bourne look better than the Fantastic Mr Fox. Once he is in the meeting he then goes off on his Ocean’s co-star to Marty Kaan (Don Cheadle), who gets what he is going for. Which makes me wonder if these 2 Ocean’s stars are trying to tell us something about the man who was was their leader in the movies?
