Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Dolly Parton was forced to postpone her tour because she has a bad back thanks to her breasts according to Reuters.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

She will have to rest for 6-8 weeks and then back on the road she goes. Get well soon!!!

Wonder if she will be getting as breast reduction anytime soon? 

Dolly Parton has named her boobs Shock and Awe appropriately so, according to Page Six.

"They do seem like public property in a way. They served me well — I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me," the country legend, 62, tells next month's Ladies' Home Journal.

"I've always had nice ones but of course I've had 'em jacked up a bit. And they're part of the persona — it always takes a little pressure off me."

Dolly Parton is just so cute!