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Joe Jonas attended the London premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and it looks like he is on Team Jacob. Remember when Joe was the cute Jonas Brother? Well now he is the hairy one. He seriously needs to shave and get those eyebrows plucked so he no longer has that unibrow. Oh and he desperately needs to lose those glasses.
On a positive note at least he is dressing better, his last few suits looks they were bought at Nerds’r’Us.
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Joe Jonas joined his brothers as Paul McCartney talked about getting the 3rd Gershwin Prize For Popular Song and he looked really creepy for some reason. To me it looked like the New Jersey resident has been inspired by the cast of Jersey Shore for his latest look. Joe shave your sad attempt for a beard, stop gelling your hair, button your shirt and go back to that look that made you famous because I am sorry but you are no The Situation.
Seriously what is up with that look? He reminds me of the guy who unsuccessfully hits on all the girls at a bar. So cheesy.
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The Jonas Brothers were filming scenes for their Disney show Living the Dream at the beach in Malibu and by the looks of Nick Jonas’ face he isn’t exactly thrilled with what he has to do. The youngest brother in the trio doesn’t look like he wants to do mouth-to-mouth on that actor, at least I hope he is an actor… People have done some strange things to get kissed by a Jonas brother.
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Two weeks ago I posted pictures of Joe Jonas dressed in a suit made for a door-to-door salesman, and now we are seeing him look like he is ready to be in Olivia Newton John’s Let’s Get Physical video or a John Travolta look-alike from the movie Perfect.
Seeing him in these get ups makes me wonder if he is trying to remain a virgin for a long long long time like after Nick Jonas’ kids are having their cherries popped? Just like the movie Perfect killed John Travolta’s love life after this workout scene from the movie with Jamie Lee Curtis, that is what those styles will do Joe’s. Try not to look at Travolta’s crotch, I know my eyes couldn’t stop staring at it.
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Now that Kevin Jonas is married and he is getting laid, he just can’t stop looking at his wife’s boobs. Maybe MTV will give them a show like they gave one to Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey when they tied the knot and we can hear all about their sex life…now that they are having one. It is always fun to hear from those who recently had their cherries popped talk about their romps in the sack. You know those two are doing it like crazy. Yeah I just put that image in your head because why should be the only one suffering through it!
