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Is Joe Jonas doing Mannequin 3?
July 30th, 2012 under Disney Kids, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Joe Jonas Tweeted the above picture and said, “I was hired as a mannequin today…” Instead of me thinking that he was stiffer than normal, I was thinking how awesome it would be if he did Mannequin 3? Instead of having a female (Kim Cattrall or Kristi Swanson) be the dress-up model, why not have a guy be the dummy for once. Plus we need to have Meshach Taylor back on the big screen. Seriously let’s rally for the middle Jonas to do a Mannequin movie!
But until then we will be able to watch him on The Next starting August 16th on The CW!

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Joe Jonas over the hill at just 23?
July 18th, 2012 under Disney Kids, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Joe Jonas sat down with Parade magazine and they asked about him if he was a fan of some today’s boy bands. The middle Jonas Brother had this to say, “I’m a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it’s really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It’s kinda funny to think that I’m like the old man on campus now. But I’m really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they’re really good guys.” Who would ever think that 23 is old, but I guess for someone who started working as young as he did he is ancient. At least he isn’t thinking about retiring because there is just something about him that I really like.

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Joe Jonas finally got some pussy
June 5th, 2012 under Disney Kids, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Joe Jonas Tweeted the above picture and said, ‘I think I need a cat like Cee-lo on ‪#thenext‬ thoughts?” But all I could think about is that is the closest his crotch has been to a pussy and his face looks exactly like I thought it would when that actually happened. Actually I kid, I like him but he made it so easy for me to say what I said.
Now when it comes to him and a furball for The CW’s The Next: Fame is at Your Doorstep, I think he should use his bulldog instead. The pooch can fart for all the stinkers and so on. When was the last time Purrfect did that on The Voice? See?

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When did Joe Jonas become a bike messenger?
April 12th, 2012 under Disney Kids, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]



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Have the Jonas Brothers hit really hard times? So much so that Joe Jonas has taken a job as a bike messenger in NYC? Probably not, but that is what I thought when I saw that picture of him riding bicycle around the Big Apple? On that note doesn’t it looks like his apples are hurting in that second picture. I am a girl and even I felt his pain.

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Kevin Jonas has some bowling ball size moobs
March 9th, 2012 under Disney Kids, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Kevin Jonas Tweeted the above picture and titled it “Ta-tas”, and of course I had to look. What I found was something that surprised me because those Jonas Brothers seem ever so innocent. I guess now that he is having sex, it is OK for him to make sexual innuendos. And you know what he bowled a strike with me with that gutter ball joke.

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