It is painfully slow today for me, so I am posting this video of Bill Murray trying to kick a ball in to the net on The Late Show with David Letterman just for the headline. That and how fun is it to watch three men over 60 (including Regis Philbin) survive playing street football in the heart of Manhattan.
It looks like Kathy Griffin’s New Year’s Resolution is to take her clothes off on TV as many times as possible. She started off 2012 in her underwear on CNN’s coverage of the ball dropping. Then tonight when David Letterman asked her about it, she decided to do the same on The Late Show. It’s only January, what is she going to be like by March?
Seriously she needs to keep her clothes. She is 51 and way too old to be doing that. I am sure even though the CBS host acted like he liked, I bet he was missing the day when a much much younger Drew Barrymore flashed him on his show. Just to make you guys feel a little better after seeing Griffin’s latest act of desperation, I included that clip for you to enjoy.
UPDATE: I just posted the updated video and she was actually not wearing panties on the show. Why was eating when I watched the extended the video because it all just came up. It is so sad how desperate she is for attention. She should go back to just doing standup, so this way I won’t have to listen to her annoying voice on television and see her take her clothes off again.
Matt Damon is starring in the family movie We Bought a Zoo, but did you know he also voices the animals in the film? Well David Letterman got his hands on the video showing it and aired it on The Late Show. I wonder how Matt got so good at doing animal impressions? Is that what he sounds like in bed? Actually I don’t want to know because can you imagine hearing his seal impression when you are in the throws of it? Talk about a moment killer.
Before you think that David Letterman got crabs from one of those interns he has admitted being with, there is an explanation for the headline! Yesterday on The Late Show during a segment showing what toys you should buy your kids for the holidays, one of them found their way into his pants. Granted it was him putting the robotic hermit crab in his slacks, but it was still good enough for me to come up me that title!
I love how the woman tried to make a joke saying she didn’t see it cumming, whoops wrong spelling I meant coming, and of course he responded with “that’s the way it is with crabs.” How do you know Dave???
BTW that toy looks like one of the worst things out there. I can’t see any kid asking their parent for that, can you? I mean can you picture some little girl screaming to her dad at the toy store, “Daddy, I want crabs! I really really wants crabs?” How long do you think it would be before child services is called in on that one.
Tom Hanks eyes are the same shade of green as mistletoe. How do I know that? Yesterday when Forrest Gump was on The Late Show with David Letterman he sent out a special Christmas message to the world carrying the kissing plant over his head as he walked over to the camera and gave it a smooch. As he got closer to the camera you can see that his eyes and the plant are the same color. So does that mean we can kiss the Bosom Buddy all year round? I hope so because I have had a crush on him for a very long time and would love to give him a little peck just once in my life!
