Lindsay Lohan is on The Late Show tonight on CBS at 11:35p and David Letterman asked her if she is supposed to be in rehab right now. She then responded like a bitch to him and said “Do you not watch anything that goes on? May 2nd.†He then tried to get out of her why she is going there for three months and she dodged those questions. All he did get out of her was, “No, I think, to be honest, I’m the happiest when I’m working and the healthiest, and I think this an opportunity for me to, you know, focus on what I love in life. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I think it’s a blessing and not a curse.†So is that her way of saying she will be acting the whole time she is in there?
She should’ve known he was going to ask her about rehab, only the Jimmys wouldn’t have. Jay Leno and Letterman are not afraid (of the publicists) to ask the tough questions.
Shia LaBeouf was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman asked him about the boot on the foot. The actor explained that he broke his foot while jumping rope? Did he do it trying to join a double dutch team? Nope he took up boxing after he got fired from Orphans. I wonder who he was picturing when he was punching the bag? Could it be his former-co-star that he talked about on the CBS talk show?
James Franco was a guest on The Late Show and he asked David Letterman why the writer/director of his new movie Spring Breakers is banned from the CBS talk show. Franco said that he heard that Harmony Korine was banned because before he appeared on the show for a fourth time, he pushed Meryl Streep. Letterman said that is not why he is banned, but it does have to do with something that happened with Streep. His side of the story is, “I went upstairs to greet Meryl Streep and welcome her to the show, and I knock on the door and she was not in there. And I looked around, and she was not in there, and I found Harmony going through her purse. True story. And so I said, ‘That’s it, put her things back in her bag and then get out.'”
Afterwards Letterman said he would have him back on the show, but I don’t see any reason to because his movie already flopped. Can you tell I am still disgusted with Harmony over Kids, one of the most despicable movies ever made?
Now when it comes to the banning it’s OK to make a fool of yourself like Joaquin Phoenix did, but it is not OK to allegedly go through someone’s purse like Harmony did. Sounds rationale to me.
Eva Mendes is a guest on The Late Show tonight and she told David Letterman about her dog. She has a Belgian Malinois and she was looking for a merciful way to train him so she got him a shock collar. But before she tried it on her attack dog, she tried it on herself. She said it was like that feeling you get when she shake someone’s hand who is wearing a buzzer, but worse. That doesn’t sound like fun, oh wait maybe it does.
Selena Gomez is a guest The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked her how she is doing now that she is no longer dating Justin Bieber. She responded with a huge smile by saying, “I’m so good!” And the Beebs bashing didn’t stop there. The CBS host than told her that the last time the Baby Baby was on his show, he made him cry. The Spring Breaker didn’t hesitate to give him this little tidbit, “That makes two of us.” Dang whatever he did to her, must’ve been a bad bad thing and I so want to know what it is! Hint to the next talk show that has her on.
