James Franco was a guest on The Late Show and he asked David Letterman why the writer/director of his new movie Spring Breakers is banned from the CBS talk show. Franco said that he heard that Harmony Korine was banned because before he appeared on the show for a fourth time, he pushed Meryl Streep. Letterman said that is not why he is banned, but it does have to do with something that happened with Streep. His side of the story is, “I went upstairs to greet Meryl Streep and welcome her to the show, and I knock on the door and she was not in there. And I looked around, and she was not in there, and I found Harmony going through her purse. True story. And so I said, ‘That’s it, put her things back in her bag and then get out.'”
Afterwards Letterman said he would have him back on the show, but I don’t see any reason to because his movie already flopped. Can you tell I am still disgusted with Harmony over Kids, one of the most despicable movies ever made?
Now when it comes to the banning it’s OK to make a fool of yourself like Joaquin Phoenix did, but it is not OK to allegedly go through someone’s purse like Harmony did. Sounds rationale to me.
Eva Mendes is a guest on The Late Show tonight and she told David Letterman about her dog. She has a Belgian Malinois and she was looking for a merciful way to train him so she got him a shock collar. But before she tried it on her attack dog, she tried it on herself. She said it was like that feeling you get when she shake someone’s hand who is wearing a buzzer, but worse. That doesn’t sound like fun, oh wait maybe it does.
Selena Gomez is a guest The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked her how she is doing now that she is no longer dating Justin Bieber. She responded with a huge smile by saying, “I’m so good!” And the Beebs bashing didn’t stop there. The CBS host than told her that the last time the Baby Baby was on his show, he made him cry. The Spring Breaker didn’t hesitate to give him this little tidbit, “That makes two of us.” Dang whatever he did to her, must’ve been a bad bad thing and I so want to know what it is! Hint to the next talk show that has her on.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his fiance’ started a charity called Tie The Knot and they sell bow ties to raise money and awareness for marriage equality. Yesterday he was on The Late Show to promote it and he told Dave Letterman that he tied his own bow tie. So when the CBS host asked him to demonstrate that, he couldn’t do it.
So I guess in a way that was his way of saying until everyone can get married, he won’t be able to tie his knot. Once everyone can get married, then he will tie the best bow tie you and I have ever seen. Hopefully we can all make that happen in the very near future because everyone should be allowed to get married to whomever they want and then get a divorce from that same person!
Alec Baldwin was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and told David Letterman what it is like to live with his pregnant wife. For three and a half minutes he went off on her pregnancy hormones in a way that after she sees this interview he is going to feel the wrath of them. I hope the CBS host has a spare room for his good friend because the 30 Rock star is going to need it after this.
