AJ Clemente went from Bismark, ND weekend co-anchor to a world wide web sensation over the weekend when he said “f*cking sh!tty” on his first day at the job on Sunday. Then on Monday he was fired from that job and today he was doing almost every show available to him in NYC. He ended his day on The Late Show and David Letterman was trying to get him his old job back. The CBS host asked him if he would take that job back and the out-of-work reporter has let his overnight success get to head. He thinks ESPN would offer him a job, but let’s be real he needs a few more years in a bigger market for that to happen. If I were him, I think he should go for CNN because they let you get away with getting the facts wrong and still let you keep your job.
Steve Martin has been on The Late Show more times than we can count, but tonight he tried to get out of his appearance. Instead of calling it in before the show started taping, he tried to do it after he sat down on the couch. He apologized to David Letterman that he was unable to be on the show because he was in Europe. Then he got up and walked out, but one of the staffers from the CBS show stopped him and he miraculously made it back from overseas before you could say that he is a wild and crazy guy.
Harrison Ford was on The Late Show and David Letterman asked him if he is going to be in the next Star Wars. Then Han Solo asked the CBS late night host to drop that line of questioning because it is a sensitive topic for him. That’s because for a long time they haven’t asked him to be part of it. You can tell that he is really hurt by that, at least I think that is his hurt reaction because he really doesn’t show any.
Seriously how can you have a sequel to the Star Wars trilogy and not have him in it? May the force be with Han Solo.
Lindsay Lohan is on The Late Show tonight on CBS at 11:35p and David Letterman asked her if she is supposed to be in rehab right now. She then responded like a bitch to him and said “Do you not watch anything that goes on? May 2nd.†He then tried to get out of her why she is going there for three months and she dodged those questions. All he did get out of her was, “No, I think, to be honest, I’m the happiest when I’m working and the healthiest, and I think this an opportunity for me to, you know, focus on what I love in life. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I think it’s a blessing and not a curse.†So is that her way of saying she will be acting the whole time she is in there?
She should’ve known he was going to ask her about rehab, only the Jimmys wouldn’t have. Jay Leno and Letterman are not afraid (of the publicists) to ask the tough questions.
Shia LaBeouf was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman asked him about the boot on the foot. The actor explained that he broke his foot while jumping rope? Did he do it trying to join a double dutch team? Nope he took up boxing after he got fired from Orphans. I wonder who he was picturing when he was punching the bag? Could it be his former-co-star that he talked about on the CBS talk show?
