For years David Letterman has been telling fat jokes about Chris Christie on The Late Show, but now that New Jersey Governor got the lap band surgery he can’t do that any more. So he had his writer Joe Grossman tell some non-fat jokes about the Christie and they will have you laughing out loud. I thought if the governor lost the weight the jokes about him wouldn’t be as funny, and boy was I wrong.
Woody Harrelson was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and he demonstrated a pretty freakin’ great talent that he has. He gave David Letterman a book and told him to open to a certain page. Then he instructed him to pick a word at the top of that page. Once Letterman had the word locked, Woody told him to close the page and picture the it. This is where it gets really good, Woody then had to guess what the word Letterman had commissioned into his memory was. Letter by letter Woody spelled the word out, but was it the word the CBS host picked? You will just have to watch because what he is does will leave you amazed.
AJ Clemente went from Bismark, ND weekend co-anchor to a world wide web sensation over the weekend when he said “f*cking sh!tty” on his first day at the job on Sunday. Then on Monday he was fired from that job and today he was doing almost every show available to him in NYC. He ended his day on The Late Show and David Letterman was trying to get him his old job back. The CBS host asked him if he would take that job back and the out-of-work reporter has let his overnight success get to head. He thinks ESPN would offer him a job, but let’s be real he needs a few more years in a bigger market for that to happen. If I were him, I think he should go for CNN because they let you get away with getting the facts wrong and still let you keep your job.
Steve Martin has been on The Late Show more times than we can count, but tonight he tried to get out of his appearance. Instead of calling it in before the show started taping, he tried to do it after he sat down on the couch. He apologized to David Letterman that he was unable to be on the show because he was in Europe. Then he got up and walked out, but one of the staffers from the CBS show stopped him and he miraculously made it back from overseas before you could say that he is a wild and crazy guy.
Harrison Ford was on The Late Show and David Letterman asked him if he is going to be in the next Star Wars. Then Han Solo asked the CBS late night host to drop that line of questioning because it is a sensitive topic for him. That’s because for a long time they haven’t asked him to be part of it. You can tell that he is really hurt by that, at least I think that is his hurt reaction because he really doesn’t show any.
Seriously how can you have a sequel to the Star Wars trilogy and not have him in it? May the force be with Han Solo.
