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The Fleshlight Launchpad let’s you turn your iPad into an iF*ck machine! |
| July 9th, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]
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Boys, how many times have you been watching p0rn on your iPad and wish you had something there besides your hand to let you enjoy what you are seeing. Plus, it is not easy to do that and hold your iPad at the same time. Am I right? I am girl, so I don’t know. You can tell me I won’t judge.
Anyways, Fleshlight has come up with a product that will solve that problem. That’s right, for $24.95 you can buy the Fleshlight Launchpad and attach it to your iPad. But, there is a catch, you need to buy the Fleshlight too because otherwise it is useless. Don’t worry, the company is giving you a discount if you buy both. Then once they come in the mail, you are ready to try out your new app with your oldest joystick. Enjoy!
BTW I don’t think it is fair that the men have a toy like that and us women don’t. Why haven’t they come up with a reverse launchpad? Am I right, ladies? What’s fair is fair!
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We live in a world where robots give birth |
| June 4th, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]
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Up until now, to me, the scariest I ever imagined a robot could ever do, was to develop emotions. But today, that all changed. According to WNYW, a hospital in New Jersey has robot that gives birth. So does that mean they can multiply and take over the world?
At this point no because for time being she is just being used to train doctors and nurses what to do if something unusual happens while the patient is under their care.
But, in my mind, now that they can simulate birth, I am going to have nightmares about them breeding so many more baby robots like them to take over for us that I don’t foresee getting any sleep anytime soon. I am the only one with this problem?
BTW I don’t think the robot was realistic as she gave birth because I didn’t hear the Jersey girl using any four letter words when the doctors weren’t listening to her concerns. What woman in labor isn’t throwing profanities out during that time. Oh yeah, the Scientology ones, they are just thinking it while they are having their silent births.
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Pot flavored condoms! |
| February 26th, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]
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So some company in Amsterdam, yes Amsterdam, came up with the idea for Cannibis Flavored condoms called Cannadom. I have tried chocolate, cherry, banana and mint, and I’ve never thought about tasting one that’s pot flavored. I strongly believe in flavored condoms because they make him taste better, so if pot is your flavor enjoy! And the best part is you won’t get the munchies after you are done sucking on one, but hopefully he will…
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The bra that only comes off for true love |
| January 28th, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]
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via NewsBreaker
So Ravijour came up with a bra that will only unhook for true love, translation if you heart is beating hard enough that it is saying yes, yes, yes to your partner it will open up for them. So if you are going out with a loser that you don’t want to go to second base with, don’t worry the bra will stay on during their unwanted advances.
The fact that someone came up with this, is pretty incredible. But the fact that a man did this, is unbelievable. I can’t believe a man came up with an invention to cock block another guy. I thought there was unwritten rule in the Bro Code book about that never happening. I mean if a woman came up with it, I would understand it better. I would also understand it better if it was a chastity belt like the one that they had in Spaceballs because that is more of a deterrent than a bra that won’t unhook.
Now having said all of this, I wish I had one of these when I was a teen because my bra came off faster than you can say second base.
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Do you want to see what your lover sees during sex? |
| January 22nd, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Have you ever wondered what you look like during sex to your partner? Well there’s an App coming from that. Glance came up with an App that will be cuming to Google Glass and iPhones that will let you experience sex through the eyes of your partner.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to see what my face looks like when I am faking one. And I am sure he doesn’t wasn’t to see what his partner sees when he’s doing it Doggy Style.
So are you going to download this App as soon as it is available? And then if you do, are you going to try it out?
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