via Us Weekly
Remember that day when your best friend asked you to be her Maid of Honor and how happy you were. Now many months later, you’ve her heard talk about her wedding ad nauseam, was her support system at her engagement party, threw her a lavish Bachlorette party, spent the last few weeks writing the perfect speech and now the big day is finally here. She looks gorgeous in her long white dress and she just told you she has to pee. That means you are going to have to help her lift the dress, lower her underwear and hold the skirt as she does her business. Are you like that is the final straw? Well, for $60 there is something that can save you both a lot of embarrassment and making her trip to the porcelain princess a whole lot easier on both of you. It’s the Bridal Buddy. Basically it is a slip that holds the wedding gown when you can no longer hold it in. She will love it so much, she might ask it to be the Maid of Honor instead of you; and at this moment of time, you are more than OK with it.
The Bridal Buddy is also perfect for Hollywood Awards shows, Sweet 16’s, Debutante Balls, Quincerias, Bat Mitzvahs and Proms. Although, for the latter it is also good for other things than going to the bathroom. If you know what I mean.
No one won the Powerball lottery yesterday, so the prize is valued at over $1 billion. That number is not only too huge to fathom, it is too big for the electronic billboards. Good Morning America found a poster in Georgia that reads $999 because I don’t think anyone, including the people behind the lottery, ever thought the prized would ever be larger than $999 million. But at $1,300,000,000.00 and rising, that might make them reconsider adding another electronic number to their billboards. Although, what are the chances it could happen again? 1 in 341,875,763.
Have you played yet? What would you do with the money?
Hey Princesses, are you looking for your Prince Charming? Well, MouseMingle.com is trying to do just that. They want to connect Disney fans with each other because every Mickey Mouse deserves to find his Minnie Mouse. So sign up and maybe you will have a guy put that glass slipper on your foot or give you that kiss that will wake up from deep sleep. Men, you will get a Princess and don’t you want that so you can live happily ever after?
And the membership fee includes the John Stamos as in sex on a ride at the Happiest Place on Earth. OK, I lied about the last part, but it sounded good.
So don’t be a Dumbo and join today. I did. Why did my nose suddenly start to grow?
Back in 1998, the FDA approved Viagra for men with erectile dysfunction. Now 17 years later, the FDA has finally approved a pill for women to help them want to have sex with the men who just took one of those little blue pill. Starting on October 27th, Sprout Pharmaceuticals will start distributing a little pink pill called Addyi to help them with arousal. Just when they stop needing the birth control pill, it is time for them to take another pill to have sex. Although Addyi will be a lot easier to take and a whole lot more fun. My question is do we have to add “yi” after we take the pill and are faking, I mean, having an orgasm? “Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHECag10DZE
Tomorrow is July 4th, here in the United States, and many of us are going to go to a barbecue. Most people will be serving hot dogs whether they are made of mystery meat or tofu, and they will be boring. But not anymore because there are some As Seen on TV products that will make them more exciting! Yum!
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they put them all together, so that you could buy them and be the talk of your block party. There is The Dog Dicer to slice your weiner, because that is so hard to do. Curl-A-Dog, that turns your dog into a pig’s tail. The Big Hot Dog that shaped them like a hamburger. The Ham Dogger that shapes your hamburger into hot dog. Finally, they saved the best for last, the Happy Hot Dog Man that turns your frank into a Frank.
I don’t know about you, but after watching this I am craving a hamburger!
