Ever since Chelsea Handler left her E! talk show, she can’t stop showing off her t!ts and a$$. In her latest cry for attention, she posted a picture of herself with no underwear on and her leggings down lower than Justin Bieber’s pants normally are as her leg was lifted on to a dance bar. While she was stretching, her dog Chunk was looking on. You can tell by his yawning that even he is as bored with her desperate tactics as we are. I am sure even The Kardashians are like we are like, uh, sick of looking at her tiny white butt.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d42b045699/whitney-cummings-gets-her-vagina-steamed?utm_source=SeriouslyOMG.com&utm_medium=Outreach&utm_content=Link&utm_campaign=VSteam
Two weeks ago, Gwyneth Paltrow made headlines when she told women all over the world to get their vaginas steamed. Well Whitney Cummings listened and she took FunnyOrDie along for the ride. A long steamy ride that there is not enough steam in the world to ever make it go away from our memories. Even though Tia and Tamara Mowry made the V-Steam sound like it was worth it; after seeing Cummings get it, I won’t be.
You know who I feel most sorry for? Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs because you know she is going to write an episode about them getting it done on 2 Broke Girls.
Chelsea Handler is Melbourne and she went to the Australia Zoo. While she was there she posed with an anaconda and it looks like it was too much for her.
In fact, she made the same face I make whenever she posts a topless pic of herself on Instagram.
Now back to the photo, I wonder if that is her way for auditioning for Eaten Alive 2 (the show where a man gets eaten alive by an anaconda). If it is, Discovery I nominate her. Anyone second that?
The good news is that Chelsea Handler kept her bra on, the bad news is that she took her undies off to copy Kim Kardashian’s Paper magazine spread. I don’t who is more desperate attention, the woman on the right or left? Either way, they both make themselves look like the body part they are revealing in those pictures.
UPDATE: Howie Mandel did his own version of the Kim Kardashian. If you are brave enough to see how big his tuchas is, then click here!
We know Chelsea Handler can dish it, but can she take it? The answer is yes, and I can’t wait to see more people sling crap back at her just like Andy Richter did!
The other night, Handler was on Conan and she asked the TBS host if he swims a lot in the ocean. Then she asked his sidekick the same question and he said he does. Then she tried to make a funny and said, “Do you float a lot in the ocean?” She was referring to his weight. You can see by his face, he was pissed. He asked her, “Sure, what do you sink?” Richter then zinged her with, “Might be that cast iron heart!” The between jobs late night host, couldn’t hold back her laughter and neither could Conan. While they were laughing, you can tell that Andy is fuming.
I am so over Chelsea’s unfunny mean humor, and I am happy someone finally got her back and to her face. Will it make her a nicer person, more sensitive to her bad jokes, nope. But without a show behind her, she will realize people won’t be taking her sh!t anymore. And I am fine with that.
So did Andy’s comeback sink or float with you?
