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Watch Bruce Willis’ pitch die hard
May 16th, 2019 under Bruce Willis. [ Comments: 1 ]

Yesterday, Bruce Willis was asked to throw the first pitch at the Phillies game and let’s say it did not go well. The baseball bounced before home plate and the catcher caught the ball after the bounce. The fans from Philadelphia were so supportive, they booed him. Oh wait, that is not supportive, but the right reaction. I mean his ball did not go the whole nine yards! On a positive note, at least we know the action star will not be moonlighting as a baseball player.


Yippee Ki-Yay MFs, Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
December 19th, 2018 under Bruce Willis. [ Comments: none ]

I have seen tons of horror, Hallmark, Lifetime, kid-friendly movies about Christmas, but I have never seen Die Hard in the 30 years it has been out. I know, I know.

Anyways, I know it is the 30th anniversary because Fox released a new trailer for the milestone and settled the debate if it is a Christmas movie. I think the argument is over, it is a movie for the season. Don’t you agree, Bruce Willis?

You can download the Die Hard Christmas Edition (all five movies) now on iTunes and Vudu.


Cybill Shepherd is Moonlighting as comedian for the Bruce Willis Roast
June 28th, 2018 under Bruce Willis. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Comedy Central announced that they were roasting Bruce Willis, we, die hard fans, have been hoping that they would ask Cybill Shepherd to be one of his roasters. Today, they released that she will be revealing all about their days together on Moonlighting back in the ’80s.

The actress is just one of the people they announced who will be on the dais, the others are Nikki Glaser, Lil Rel Howery, Dom Irrera, Edward Norton, Kevin Pollak and Jeff Ross with more names being confirmed at a later date. They previously told us that Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be the Roastmaster for the night.

The Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis will air on July 29th. Personally, I cannot wait to see what Ed Norton does because I have been dying to see him let his comedy chops out ever since I saw Death to Smoochy. Yes, I was the only person who loved it, I know!

Finally, I hope that Seagram’s Wine Coolers are the drink of the night. If you don’t get that reference, then you do not know Bruce Willis.


BTWF: Bruce Willis on Miami Vice
June 18th, 2018 under Before They Were Famous, Bruce Willis. [ Comments: none ]

Before Bruce Willis was blowing things up in Die Hard, he was making planes crash on Miami Vice. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1984 episode.


Bruce Willis is going to burn, mother f*ckers!
April 10th, 2018 under Bruce Willis, Comedy Central. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen Bruce Will roast things on the big screen and now he is going to get roasted on the small screen? What? He is going to be the man of the night at the next Comedy Central Roast sometime this summer.

How does he feel about it? He said, “This ain’t the first time I’ll be tied to a chair and held hostage by a group of humorless assholes for a couple hours.” Chances are, it will not be the last

If they do not even have a date, then they definitely do not know who will be making fun of him. Who are some of your ideal roasters? I would love to see his ex-wife Demi Moore and her ex-husband be part of the dais. I would also be happy to see his first big costar Cybill Shepherd up there. Not to make fun of her Moonlighting lover, but to watch everyone else make fun of her. If she is not available, then maybe they can set up a Blind Date with Kim Basinger?

Another thing that would be awesome, is if Comedy Central could get Seagram’s to sponsor the night. Does anyone know if they still make those wine coolers? On that note, maybe he will sing for us. If anything is worth roasting about him, then that is definitely in the top three.


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