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Billy Ray Cyrus sees green people
October 25th, 2011 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]


To go off on what Jeff Foxwrothy says, “You Know Your Redneck when…” To me one of the ways you know you are a redneck is if you think see UFOs that are clearly not there and that is what just Billy Ray Cyrus thought he saw in the above picture. He Tweeted, “O. K. . ..my first U F O sighting.Looks like 5 or 6 disk like shapes hovering. Special moment 4 DAD” I don’t want to break his achy breaky heart and tell him that even though he sees spaceships, I only see a beautiful sunset.
BTW I wonder why is so desperate to see martians? Is he hoping for an anal probe? Oh wait that’s why I want to see little green men…

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Alec Baldwin or Billy Ray Cyrus?
June 1st, 2011 under Alec Baldwin, Billy Ray Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]


Adam Shankman is directing the big screen version of Rock of Ages in Miami and he Tweeted a picture of two of his stars in costume for it. Russel Brand looks the same, but with extensions. Now when it comes to Alec Baldwin, he looks more like Billy Ray Cyrus than himself. Seriously can’t you picture him belting out Achy Breaky Heart looking like that? Actually not only that, I think he looks king of hot in that wig!

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Satan has an Achy Breaky Heart over Billy Ray Cyrus bashing him.
February 16th, 2011 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]


Billy Ray Cyrus did an interview with GQ and he said he feels his family is being attacked by Satan. Well the Devil felt the same way about the Achy Breaky Heart singer and went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to express how he upset he was. Now that I have heard from Beelzebub, so much makes sense about Miley Cyrus and her career as Hannah Montana. And for that matter it also explains why Doc was on the air for so long…

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Billy Ray Cyrus gets his Sonny Crockett on!
November 11th, 2010 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: 1 ]





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Billy Ray Cyrus made his first public appearance since he filed for divorce last week and looks like he is trying to get the ladies by dressing as Miami Vice’s Sonny Crockett. That might have worked in the ’80s, but now not so much. Especially after the movie bombed bigger than all the explosions in that studio Ballbuster.
Billy Ray if you want to get laid just show off your daughter Miley’s money, it makes you look sexy to me!!! Forget the big hair, just go for the big wallet!!!

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Billy Ray Cyrus’ achy breaky heart
October 27th, 2010 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

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Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Tish of 17 year have filed for divorce in Tennessee according to People. No reason was given for their split, but I wonder who gets custody if Miley’s money, I mean Miley?
Actually I feel bad for their five kids including Miley because they seemed like a really close family.

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