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Damn, Bad Santa 2 is ‘some f*cked up sh!t!’
August 9th, 2016 under Billy Bob Thornton. [ Comments: none ]

Billy Bob Thorton is putting on the red suit again, so that means that Bad Santa 2 is getting a red band trailer to match it. What can you say about the sequel, other than it looks f*cking awesome. We have enough of those cookie cutter Christmas movies, it is nice to get some variety.
Plus, it has something for everyone Brett Kelly’s nude a$$ and Christina Hendricks’ “gigantic t!tties!” What more do you need this holiday season? Nothing, so run out and see it on November 23rd. It will make your Black Friday even blacker!


Christmas is coming early this year with Bad Santa 2!
July 25th, 2016 under Billy Bob Thornton. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 2003, we feel in love with the unlovable Bad Santa. Now 13 is our lucky number because on November 23rd he is back ruining Christmas for some more sweet and innocent little boys and girls.
What can make this news even more heavenly than all the angels on top of Christmas trees. Brett Kelly aka Thurman Merman aka The Kid is also back! We don’t how Willie has changed that cute, chubby, curly-haired child, but I do know I can’t wait to see it.
So if you are extra grumpy on Black Friday this year, then you can go see Ban Santa 2 to put a big old smile on your face!
I’m going just because I want to know how they are going to top the “F*ck me Santa” scene. In case you are wondering, Lauren Graham won’t be back. In her place as the hot chick in the movie will be Christina Hendricks. Thought you wouldn’t mind that casting change.


Is Billy Bob Thornton wearing a toupee?
April 21st, 2014 under Billy Bob Thornton. [ Comments: 2 ]

Billy Bob Thornton is on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight at 11:35p on ABC and I can’t stop looking at his hair. Is it just me or does he look like he is wearing a toupee? So is the Fargo star’s hairline too fargone? You tell me because I am not sure.


BTWF roles: Billy Bob Thornton on Matlock
April 15th, 2014 under Before They Were Famous, Billy Bob Thornton. [ Comments: none ]

Before Billy Bob Thorton was selling things at Pawn Shops (I assume) in Bad Santa, he was a Pawn Shop dealer on Matlock. He looks the same now as he did when he was 31 in that 1987 episode.


BTWF roles: Billy Bob Thornton in Hunter’s Blood
May 19th, 2010 under Before They Were Famous, Billy Bob Thornton. [ Comments: none ]

(starts at 1:40 in)

Before we got to know him as Billy Bob Thornton, he was just Billy Bob in Hunter’s Blood. You can barely recognize the 30 year old actor behind all of that hair and that beard in that 1986 movie.
BTW make sure to watch the chase at 5:50 in when he finally speaks his first line in any movie and stay tuned for another 20 seconds because the pay off will so be worth it for you!


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