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This is the probably Beyoncé did laundry
October 1st, 2024 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

Beyoncé has been a celebrity since she was a little kid, so I assume that she has never had to do laundry in her life. However, she had to fake doing it for a Levi’s commercial.

Although I don’t think the boys care because they watched her strip down to her boxers. I also believe if you asked them what she was selling, they would have no idea.

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Beyoncé is wearing a dress made of doilies
August 31st, 2024 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: 1 ]

Beyoncé can make anything fashionable. For example, she wore a little white dress that looks like it was made entirely out of doilies.

If anyone can make Grandma’s table look cool, it is the singer!

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About time Mufasa gets his story told!
April 29th, 2024 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

For 30 years, we have known Simba’s story. But what about his dad, Mufasa, who was murdered at the beginning of The Lion King?

On December 20th, we will learn about the monarch in the live-action Mufasa: The Lion King.

The film enlists Rafiki to relay the legend of Mufasa to young lion cub Kiara (Blue Ivy Carter), daughter of Simba and Nala (Beyoncé), with Timon and Pumbaa lending their signature schtick. Told in flashbacks, the story introduces Mufasa as an orphaned cub, lost and alone until he meets a sympathetic lion named Taka—the heir to a royal bloodline. The chance meeting sets in motion an expansive journey of an extraordinary group of misfits searching for their destiny—their bonds will be tested as they work together to evade a threatening and deadly foe.

As if that is not enough, Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote the music! This is going to be the must see Chistmas movie for fans.

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Dolly Parton has been lobbying for Beyoncé to sing Jolene for years
March 29th, 2024 under Beyoncé, Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Beyoncé released her first Country album today, and there is a cover of Dolly Parton’s Jolene on Cowboy Carter.

We don’t know why Beyoncé chose that song in particular. But we do know that Parton has been wishing for that to happen for at least two years. And wishes do come true.

In 2022, Miss Dolly told Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, “I think she’s fantastic, beautiful, and I love her music. I would just love to hear Jolene done in just a big way, kind of like how Whitney [Houston] did to my I Will Always Love You to someone who can take my little songs and make them like powerhouses. So that would be a marvelous day in my life. If she ever does Jolene.”

Well, today is a marvelous day for Dolly. To hear Queen Bey’s take on the Queen of Country’s tune, then click here!

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Beyoncé wearing nothing but a sash
March 20th, 2024 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

Beyoncé is releasing a new album on March 29th, and she shared the cover of one of the limited edition vinyl releases of act ii Cowboy Carter.

In the photo, the singer is wearing nothing but a sash.

Beyoncé is one of the most influential women in the world, and I wish she would’ve made a better choice regarding her attire, or should I say lack thereof of any clothes.

She should’ve told them I don’t need to look like a Kardashian, especially since she has two daughters.

Beyoncé doesn’t need to dress like that because she is established, and a sucessful businesswoman. Unlike so many women walking the red carpet these days with their tits showing, she has talent and doesn’t need the press for showing off her body.

I know I sound like a grumpy old woman, but I am so sick of seeing naked celebrities out and about. Let’s do better for the next generation. Because at this rate, we will be dressing like Adam and Eve before they found the fig leaves.

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