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A woman gave birth to TEN babies
June 8th, 2021 under Babies. [ Comments: none ]

Newsflash via Mirror

Last month, a woman gave birth to nine babies in Monaco. This month, a woman had one more than that.

According to Mirror, Gosiame Thamara Sithole, 37, gave birth to seven boys and three girls in Pretoria, South Africa.

Doctors thought she was having sextuplets after the first scan. Then, they thought she was going to have octuplets like Nadya Suleman. However, when she delivered via c-section at 28 weeks, they were surprised to find out she was carrying decuplets.

The babies were all born alive. However, they will be spending the next few months in incubators before they will be able to leave the hospital and go home with their parents.

With all of these people having litters, I am going to make sure to take the pill, use an IUD, and make sure he doubles up on the condoms. I definitely don’t want to have ten kids. Although, I could get a show on TLC! OK, he can wear one condom.


A woman gave birth to NINE babies
May 5th, 2021 under Babies. [ Comments: none ]

The News Digest

Halima Cisse was expecting to have seven babies, but yesterday she gave birth to NINE of them via cesarian in Morocco. Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. Not 4. Not 5. Not 6. Not 7. Not 8. But 9 babies.

She is the first woman to successfully give birth to nonuplets and have all of them live past six hours of their birth. So far, the five girls and four boys are doing well.

Back in March, doctors in Mali felt that the 25-year-old mom needed a specialist to deliver her seven babies, so they flew her to Morocco. According to The News Digest, doctors in both countries only saw seven fetuses in the ultrasound, so they were surprised when two more came out yesterday. However, I am sure not as surprised as Cisse. Septuplets were already enough to fathom; can you imagine adding two more into the mix. She is going to need a bigger house with more bathrooms. Gd bless her.

As soon as I saw this story, I took two birth control pills and inserted a diaphragm in me because there is no way I can even think of getting pregnant after hearing this.

On that note, I wonder how Nadya Suleman is handling the news now that she no longer holds the title of giving birth to the most babies at one time that survived. In 2009, she added octuplets to her family that included six other children. OK, I just took a third pill and inserted a female condom in me.


Kristen Schaal’s toddler gave her a makeover
February 16th, 2021 under Babies, Kristen Schaal. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Schaal got a new look, and it is all because of her daughter Ruby. The 3-year-old wanted to make her mom a tiger, so she did.

The sweet little girl used makeup to transform her mom from a human to a ferocious cat. Ruby did such a great job; I think she has a future as a makeup artist. She can start her career out on her mom’s show, Bob’s Burgers.

Oh, Rich Blomquist, I wouldn’t gloat too much. As we know, little girls prefer to put makeup on their dads. Thus, you are next!


Surprise, Mindy Kaling gave birth to her second child last month
October 9th, 2020 under Babies. [ Comments: none ]

The new trend in Hollywood is to get pregnant, secretly give birth, and not tell anyone until after it is born. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski, and Billie Lourd all did it, and now the last celeb to pop out a child is Mindy Kaling.

The actress broke the news on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight. The proud mom revealed that Spencer was born on September 3rd. The little boy’s big sister, Katherine Swati, turns 3 in December.

Kaling is good at keeping secrets. We still don’t know who the father is of either baby.


Surprise, Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski had a second baby
September 28th, 2020 under Babies. [ Comments: none ]

Thomas Sadoski/Instagram

Welcome to the new trend of the pandeic, celebrities having babies even though we didn’t know they were pregnant. There was Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, and Billie Lourd, and now Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski.

The latter couple shared the happy news today via INARA. In a statement, they said, “Since the birth of our daughter 3 years ago our commitment to the innocent children that are so brutally affected by conflict and war has been a driving force in our lives.” They said “With the birth of our son the work of INARA and War Child has become our North Star.”

Even though the couple both shared the news on their Instagrams, they did not reveal any more information about their son.

The new parents, who eloped in March 2017, also have a daughter named Nina.


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