Someone found a lost sheep in an Australian forest that was covered in a lot of fleece. How much fleece? 78 pounds of it.
When the person saw the overgrown sheep, they called Edgar’s Mission Farm Sanctuary to rescue him, according to Reuters. Rescue him they did. They brought him back to their place and gave him the shearing he so desperately needed.
Now Baarack is running around, clean-cut with all of his new friends. While several other people are wearing wool sweaters made out of him.
Winnie went out for a walk in the snow with her mom, and the dog decided to write a message. At first, her furent could not figure out what she drew, and then she did. It is a penis!
Get this pooch into art school ASAP with her sister Jules, who is away at school, because she has a real talent. Even I can’t draw a penis as well as she did with her paws.
Seriously, who has ever seen a canine do that? Maybe, they do it all the time. We just never noticed because they are not writing it in the snow. Then again, Winnie could be sending a message back to her home planet to rescue her from all of the dicks down here on Earth? Could it be that Men In Black got it right, and dogs are really aliens? Things that make you go, 2020.
On the second day, of the fourteenth month, of the year two-thousand and twenty, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow.
That means that we will have six more weeks of winter. It is some much-needed happy news for the people on the East Coast who watched nearly two feet of snow fall down on them yesterday.
2020, the year that keeps on giving.
Oh, and I know that today is Groundhog’s Day; but haven’t we been living Bill Murray’s version of it since March?
We know that Pandas love snow. However, how often do we see them playing in it? Not that often. That is why it is a real treat that the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. captured Mei Xiang and Tian Tian having a lot of fun in the fresh white stuff.
Am I the only person who wishes they were a kid again so that they could play in the snow like that? You can’t do that when you are an adult, nor when you live in a place that doesn’t get any snow. The latter is a bigger problem for me.
For the last four years, there have been no animals, that walk on four legs, in the White House. However, that all changed yesterday when President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden’s dogs Major and Champ moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
How are the arfdorable pups liking it? “Champ is enjoying his new dog bed by the fireplace and Major loved running around on the South Lawn,” said Michael LaRosa, the first lady’s press secretary.
Normalcy has been returned to Washington, D.C, because of their arrival. You cannot trust someone who doesn’t love animals, and we all know that we couldn’t trust Trump and his administration.
This post is not about them; it is about the First Dogs of the White House. I can’t wait to see what mayhem they cause because it will be as cute as them.
I seriously missed having pets in the White House. It is time that the barking that is coming from the press room actually comes from animals that bark and not press secretaries.
