Anderson Cooper Tweeted the above photo and said, “@kathygriffin just sent me this photo of her outfit for New Year’s Eve. She’s kidding, right? Please tell me she is” Please tell me she is too! Because her pale skin is even more blinding than the Times Square ball and that thing is made up of 32,256 Philips Luxeon Rebel LED lights. Plus, who wants to see her balls drop without a shirt and bra?
via TV Newser
Yesterday on Anderson Cooper’s show, he brought on a panel to discuss things that have happened in 2013. When he asked the panelists what was the biggest scandal of the year, Dan Savage said that it was Toronto Mayor Rob Ford because he likes “a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.” Which lead to Silver Fox sharing something about his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt, that none of us ever wanted to know. The CNN news anchor said, “My mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated, and I use that term loosely. And she described one guy she was currently dating, my mom was 85 at the time, as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.” He then admitted he doesn’t know much about modern dance, to which one of the panelists added he also doesn’t know much about cunnilingus either. I blame his friendship with Kathy Griffin for this.
Now when it comes to his mom, who knew 85 year olds were still having oral sex? And who wanted to know that they still had oral sex?
This is CNN!
Wendy Williams was a guest on Anderson Live and she made him eat popcorn corn covered with hot sauce. Well once Anderson Cooper put it in his mouth, he made a face that not even a mother could love. Well she would love it if he was a 6 month old eating a lemon for the first time, but since he is 45 she ain’t gonna like it.
Kathy Griffin was a guest on Anderson Cooper’s talk show and the two of them played Truth and Dare. Anderson either had to hold a tarantula for :15 seconds or drink pickle juice, so he choose to take on the 8 legged bug. His face when he was holding the spider was so freaking priceless, that I just had to share it with you.
You know I am so evil that if I were the trainer, I would’ve left the tarantula in his hands for a little bit longer!
BTW I love that Anderson is not afraid to go into war zones or the eye of a category 5 hurricane, but he is terrified of a spider or drinking pickle juice. I would rather do the later, but that is me.
Anderson Cooper is very open about his personal life on Anderson Live, and today he talked about a closing problem he once had. When he was 8 years old, he went to the bathroom at a bookstore and accidentally zipped his bookmark in his pants. To make matters worse, he stuttered back then and his dad didn’t understand what he was saying.
Well if you don’t want pull an Anderson, his guest said to rub a candle on the zipper and it will prevent you from accidentally zipping up your pen!s. But then again as the silver fox pointed out that will lead people to think that white wax is something else. Which pain can you handle more, the physical pain of zipping up your candle or the emotional of pain of people thinking you just waxed your candle in the bathroom? Tough call for you boys!
BTW did you think she was going to do something different with the candle and the zipper when she took them out for a demonstration?
