Anderson Cooper is co-hosting Live with Kelly and Michael this week and his mother Gloria Vanderbilt was on the show.
Can we just talk about the fact that Miss Vanderbilt is 92 years old? 92 years old! She is still as witty and as beautiful as ever, how can she be 92 when she looks like someone so much younger. There are people in their 50’s who don’t even look as good as her.
Anyways, she wants to be a grandmother and she wants her son to give her some grandkids. Something Ripa thinks would be a really good idea. So much so, she offered him up her womb to bear his child.
They should do it. Not do it, do it, to make the baby, but go to someone who can mix his sperm with her egg. Imagine how beautiful their kid will be?
Anderson Cooper co-hosted Live with Kelly and Michael with Kelly Ripa today and the two of them got dummies in their image. I can’t get over how much they look like their counterparts. Not only do they look like them, but they also have the same plastic personalities. Ba da Bump.
Anderson Cooper Tweeted the above photo and said, “@kathygriffin just sent me this photo of her outfit for New Year’s Eve. She’s kidding, right? Please tell me she is” Please tell me she is too! Because her pale skin is even more blinding than the Times Square ball and that thing is made up of 32,256 Philips Luxeon Rebel LED lights. Plus, who wants to see her balls drop without a shirt and bra?
via TV Newser
Yesterday on Anderson Cooper’s show, he brought on a panel to discuss things that have happened in 2013. When he asked the panelists what was the biggest scandal of the year, Dan Savage said that it was Toronto Mayor Rob Ford because he likes “a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.” Which lead to Silver Fox sharing something about his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt, that none of us ever wanted to know. The CNN news anchor said, “My mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated, and I use that term loosely. And she described one guy she was currently dating, my mom was 85 at the time, as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.” He then admitted he doesn’t know much about modern dance, to which one of the panelists added he also doesn’t know much about cunnilingus either. I blame his friendship with Kathy Griffin for this.
Now when it comes to his mom, who knew 85 year olds were still having oral sex? And who wanted to know that they still had oral sex?
This is CNN!
Wendy Williams was a guest on Anderson Live and she made him eat popcorn corn covered with hot sauce. Well once Anderson Cooper put it in his mouth, he made a face that not even a mother could love. Well she would love it if he was a 6 month old eating a lemon for the first time, but since he is 45 she ain’t gonna like it.
