Simon Cowell was the only guest on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and it was such a funny interview I had to share it with y’all!!! On the show Craig and Simon made digs towards each other that had me laughing out loud several times! Simon also talked about Ryan Seacrest, the woman I’m getting so tired of Susan Boyle, their hair, a couple who offered him $100,000 to Judge them having sex, Kara DioGuardi and the Judges talking too much and whether will he be back for another season of American Idol! I just love Simon Cowell and Craig Ferguson together!!!
Last night on Dancing with the Stars they did a group dance to the ’60s beat and I am still not sure how I feel about it. On the whole the show bored me. I don’t get why the judges loved Shawn Johnson so much, she made mistakes and was just OK. Looks like Gilles Marini climaxed a few weeks ago. Melissa might be good, but her and Tony bore me, there is just no emotion or excitement with them. Lil’ Kim was also disappointing last night. When it comes to who will go home tonight on ABC at 9p, it should be either Ty Murray or Lawrence Taylor. And whoever makes it to next week of those two will be eliminated then. What did you think of Dancing with the Stars last night?
Now back to more pain…American Idol is doing Disco tonight at 8p on Fox and that has never been good. But here is some good news to go with the bad…tomorrow two of those yawners will go home! Seriously why did they save Matt aka Justin Timberfake again?
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So Snakes on a Plane aired on broadcast TV and as you can tell FX edited the famous line for “I’ve had it with these Mother Fucking snakes on this Mother Fucking plane” to “I Have Had It With These Monkey Fightin’ Snakes On This Monday To Friday Plane!” Seriously that was the worst fix since I got your nose instead of penis from the infamous Porky’s shower scene. Isn’t FX the network that has cursing on shows like Rescue Me and Nip/Tuck and now all of sudden they are afraid of the phrase MoFo. That line made the movie, this new line leaves me speechless.
And this wasn’t the only crazy thing that Fox Broadcasting censored last week, they also wouldn’t let the title of Quentin Tarantino’s movie air on the “family show” American Idol. Here is how AI producer Ken Warwick told USA Today it all went down.
2:05 p.m. Warwick is in an editing room back in the production office watching the packages of Tarantino with each singer. There’s still no final decision on the other Tarantino package that had caused a stir with Fox (a shorter version eventually runs). Now, there’s another issue, but it’s easily resolved: When Idol mentions Tarantino’s upcoming war film, it won’t specify the title: Inglourious Basterds. “Family show,” Warwick says.
Wait when did Basterds become such a bad word on Fox? I love Bones, but have you seen some of the corpses they are showing now? C’mon these censors need a good fuck and get over words like Mother Fucker and Basterds.
OK I am done ranting now, so I will leave you with the song Bring It from Snakes on a Plane…
The American Idol judges finally used their stupid power to save a contestant who was eliminated and they used it on that guy who looks like Justin Timberlake. Seriously why waste such an important power on him? He is only going be eliminated next week with Lil Rounds. They should have saved it on Kris Allen or Adam Lambert, but that Matt guy…why? Besides looking like Justin Timberlake, can anyone tell me why he is still there?
And what is even worse us viewers will have to deal with the 7 of them attempting to Disco next week instead of 6. Dang you Judges. Nothing positive has come from any of the changes they made with the judges or their system this season.
So last night American Idol changed things up and only 2 of the 4 judges were able to critique each singer so they wouldn’t go over, (which they did) and OK! Magazine is reporting that the show finally realizes that they made a mistake adding Kara DioGuardi, I mean a fourth judge. So what will Idol do? They are thinking are eliminating one of them and if they who should it be? Well OK! says that is causing problems between the two female judges.
“The plan to add a fourth person backfired,†an Idol insider tells OK! about the troubles that have been mounting since Kara joined the cast at the beginning of this season. “Now the producers are left with a tough decision: Do they go back to the original three-judge format, or leave Kara there?â€Â
With all four judges in contract negotiation  and no ninth-season spots confirmed  the competition has turned fierce. “As long as the show brings in millions of viewers, everyone wants a piece of it,†says a pal of the former pop star. “Paula wants to remain on the program for as long as Simon is involved, and Kara’s trying to stay on for as much time as possible. She wants Paula to get the ax.â€Â
I say keep Paula and get rid of Kara. Seriously who likes Kara? I have not spoken to anyone who is like she is a great addition to the show or that they love her. Everyone I know hates her and her stupid waste of time comments.
Talking about hate and her stupid comments, I hate the new format that only two of the judges get to comment on the singers. Especially when it is just Kara and Randy Jackson, those two add nothing but time to the show.
Also something the show could do, so I would actually find out what happens at the end of Fringe is get rid of the stupid mentors. Seriously what did Quentin Tarantino add to the show yesterday? I mean he is not a singer just a fan and all he did was add useless time to the show that Simon could have used to tell these singers that they suck and why as compared to telling them to stop moving their hands. Instead of getting hasbeens that the singers never heard of to mentor them get singing coaches and don’t show me their rehearsals. Anyone with me on that? Has anyone been like OMG that mentor really added something. All they ever do is say, I am fan of so-and-so or I think they got the song or I am not sure how it will turn out. Shoot I will get to see that when they sing the song.
Now back to the singers…Lil Rounds needs to go home tonight for destroying The Rose. B!tch if you don’t the meaning of the song or the importance of it in the movie then don’t sing it and try to defend why you f*cked it up. That was Bette’s swan song in the movie and please oh please let it be hers. When it comes to the rocker chick, what was good about the song. It was boring. Justin Timberlake looking guy made a Bryan Adams song even more boring than it was. Someone explain why Gokey is so good to me? His voice is boring and songs are slower than paint drying. That song was Endless, but not Love for me. I know everyone loves Adam Lambert, but to me is just a big poser trying to be an Emo rocker when in reality he is a total Broadway star. Stop faking it and be who you are? I am saving my best for last and that is Kris Allen, he is consistently good and I hope he comes in second because winning Idol kind of hurts your career in a way.
OK! I am done ranting for now, so what did you think of last night?
