Alyssa Milano who has spoken out against MTV’s Jersey Shore decided to get her Snooki on for Funny or Die. Alyssa parodied the Dove Evolution video and what a transformation she went through, the native New Yorker actually looks like she could be part of Jersey Shore now. But I think she needs to stay with her current look, don’t you?
BTW when it comes to the Dove Evolution, holy sh!t no wonder our perceptions of beauty are all f*cked up. Now I feel better about myself because I don’t have someone photoshopping me, but I wouldn’t mind having someone do it for me!
Alyssa Milano tied the knot yesterday in NJ to Hollywood agent, David Bugliari at his parents’ estate according to People.
Milano, wearing a custom gown by Vera Wang and holding a bouquet of lily of the valley flowers, walked down an aisle strewn with cream-colored rose petals and natural grass to the tune of John Lennon’s “Imagine.”
The couple exchanged traditional vows under a wrought-iron gazebo decorated with willow, calla lilies and roses. Among the guests was actor Bradley Cooper, a friend of the groom.
The two met in 2006 and were engaged in December. Alyssa Milano simply Tweeted last night, “Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life.” Sounds like her second wedding was everything she ever wanted!
BTW forget Bradley Cooper, I want to know if anyone from the Who’s The Boss cast was there???
Before Alyssa Milano was Tony’s daughter on Who’s The Boss? and a good witch on Charmed, she was the little sister in pigtails in Old Enough. How adorable was the 11 year actress in her first film role back in 1984.
BTW if you have never seen Old Enough, make sure to catch it the next time it is on TV. It is a sweet movie that never ages!
Another brilliant video by Funny or Die as they take on today’s economy crisis and substitute it to their version of The Wrestler trailer. Seriously it is scary how well it works! Seth Morris who plays Uncle Sam is just brilliant in the role! And for you boys Alyssa Milano playing Marisa Tomei’s stripper part!
To see how amazing of a job they did, here is the original The Wrestler trailer…
Time for all the “wiseguys” to step aside for the “wisegal” in a mob movie like no other. From Executive Producer Joe Pistone, the real-life “Donnie Brasco,” comes a true story offering the female take on life in the Mafia. Patty Montanari, widowed at a young age, takes a page from the neighborhood Mafioso and turns to selling contraband cigarettes to support her three sons. Patty then begins a romance with mobster Frank Russo, who recognizes her business savvy and gives her a nightclub to manage. Before long, she gets promoted even higher up in the ranks. She becomes a big-time money courier for “the family.” And although she’s living the high life, Patty soon becomes disenchanted with the mob  especially when she fears that her sons may end up “wiseguys” one day. But everyone knows getting out of the mob ain’t easy  especially when you’re working for the boss of one of New York’s five biggest crime families. See how Patty tries to break free without losing her life.
Wisegal is a great movie that even though it is a mob movie it is not too mob heavy if that makes sense. I am not the biggest fan of mob movies, but I loved Wisegal. Alyssa Milano plays a woman who finds herself, her two sons and her mom broke after her husband dies from cancer and is forced to take on work she would not have done had he still been alive. She befriends the wrong people at the right time and makes a living for herself and finds loves with Jason Gederick. Gederick, who never ages, is the one that helped her get in to this life, but it is her toughness that keeps her in the life! This is great movie that everyone can watch because it has little something for men and women and the acting and story will keep you hooked!
So tune in to Wisegal tonight on Lifetime at 9p for, I mean with the family. And if you miss it tonight it will be repeating tomorrow and Monday at the same time!
