We are 6 weeks into the TV season and the first new show to be banished to Saturdays aka cancelled is…The Alec Baldwin Show. Is the news a surprise? Nope, it debuted poorly and barely found an audience. Plus, his arrest gave ABC their out.
What replaces it? For the time being Shark Tank repeats. Which is a good thing because you can never get enough of that show and their products.
When it comes to Baldwin’s show, it will two episodes on Saturdays until they all air.
Once you have a baby, your bed is no longer your own. Your kids come in and want to be under the sheets with you. Imagine having not one, not two, not three but four kids, 5 and under. That is how many children Hilaria and Alex Baldwin have.
The tired mother and father shared a photo of themselves sharing their bed with Carmen, 5, Rafael, 3, and Leonardo, 1, and Romeo, 3 months. I don’t know about you, but this is better birth control than BC pills, condoms and the diaphragm being used altogether. Not because it makes you not want to have any more kids, but because, no matter how long Baldwin is, it is not long enough to reach his wife.
There are reports that Alec Baldwin is going to play Batman’s dad in the Joker origin film with Joaquin Phoenix. Some of those reports wrote that Thomas Wayne is going to be a Donald Trump-like character. Well, I guess those rumors do not sit well with Baldwin.
That is because the actor tweeted today, “Let me state, for the record, that I have NOT been hired to play a role in Todd Phillips’ JOKER as some Donald Trump manque. That is not happening. Not. Happening.” I guess the Joker is on the people who spread those reports.
Personally, I hope this movie does not get made. I just have no respect for Phoenix after I’m Still Here. That and I think the Warner Bros/DC Comic movies are so so so dark. Too dark to even be enjoyable.
Alec Baldwin wants to throw a party at his house, and you are invited. There is just one condition. That condition is, “When Trump is indicted, I’m having a party at my house and you’re all invited.”
No word if he cleared it with his wife, who is the mother of his four children, but you know he has to. Otherwise, he will meet a fate worse than the indicted president.
Even if she gives the OK, his place is too small. The only place big enough to house everyone who wants to party on is America itself. Because most people will celebrate it.
We know that Alec Baldwin and his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, have a lot of sex. That is because they have 4 kids together under 5. Now we know that they also have really good sex. At least she is, thanks to one Yoga move all of us ladies will be doing, right after we learn how to do it.
She says not only is it good for sex, like we need any other reason, it is also good for “better control over bladder and 💩, fitter body (particularly abs), more youthful body, more stamina…for women: easier childbirth and recovery…the list goes on.”
Do 3 sets of 10 and you will have sex, I mean a body, like her. Well, I will need to do a lot more 30 reps a day to get her abs.
