There are reports that Alec Baldwin is going to play Batman’s dad in the Joker origin film with Joaquin Phoenix. Some of those reports wrote that Thomas Wayne is going to be a Donald Trump-like character. Well, I guess those rumors do not sit well with Baldwin.
That is because the actor tweeted today, “Let me state, for the record, that I have NOT been hired to play a role in Todd Phillips’ JOKER as some Donald Trump manque. That is not happening. Not. Happening.” I guess the Joker is on the people who spread those reports.
Personally, I hope this movie does not get made. I just have no respect for Phoenix after I’m Still Here. That and I think the Warner Bros/DC Comic movies are so so so dark. Too dark to even be enjoyable.
Alec Baldwin wants to throw a party at his house, and you are invited. There is just one condition. That condition is, “When Trump is indicted, I’m having a party at my house and you’re all invited.”
No word if he cleared it with his wife, who is the mother of his four children, but you know he has to. Otherwise, he will meet a fate worse than the indicted president.
Even if she gives the OK, his place is too small. The only place big enough to house everyone who wants to party on is America itself. Because most people will celebrate it.
We know that Alec Baldwin and his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, have a lot of sex. That is because they have 4 kids together under 5. Now we know that they also have really good sex. At least she is, thanks to one Yoga move all of us ladies will be doing, right after we learn how to do it.
She says not only is it good for sex, like we need any other reason, it is also good for “better control over bladder and 💩, fitter body (particularly abs), more youthful body, more stamina…for women: easier childbirth and recovery…the list goes on.”
Do 3 sets of 10 and you will have sex, I mean a body, like her. Well, I will need to do a lot more 30 reps a day to get her abs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxRARib6lnk
When you think of Alec Baldwin, you think of him as an actor and assume that is all he ever wanted to do. Turns out that was not always the case. In fact, he told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show yesterday that he was studying pre-law at George Washington Univerity, but then something happened.
What happened? His friend dared him to audition for NYU’s acting program and he got in. Since he was still young, he felt he had to do it because he would never get another chance to do it. Therefore he did it.
When he was taking classes there, he asked the head of the program why he let him in. Was it because he is such a natural talent? Nope. The professor told him, “You were the only straight guy that applied.”
If you think about it, had the stars not aligned just so, we would not have the Baldwin acting dynasty and Justin Bieber would be engaged to someone else. Crazy how a dare can change your life and so many others.
https://youtu.be/BImYb5IPiFg?t=307 Match Game is back on ABC and the show had some new first-time celebrity panelists like David Arquette, Michael Ealy and Laverne Cox on the game show yesterday. Even though they are newbies, they showed us humor never gets old when it is unintended!
Alec Baldwin asked the question, “When Al Gore was younger, he made a movie called Inconvenient Truth. Now that he is getting older, he is seeing his doctor about an inconvenient blank.”
Alex was hoping that the celebs would say ache, and he was so wrong. So wrong, the audience rightfully booed him. Joel McHale went with, “constant pee.” Constance Zimmer thought it should be “hernia”. Arquette went with the opposite of McHale because he said, “poop.” Caroline Rhea’s response rhymed with Arquette’s because she thought it should be “tooth”.
Believe it or not, it was tame until then. When Alec got to Ealy, he wrote down “penis.” I guess he forgot who was sitting to his left. Before Baldwin even had a chance to say anything, Cox warned him, “Don’t go there Alec!” She then added, “No comment on that!” In case you have been living under a rock and a hard place, she previously went to her doctors for an inconvenient penis. Oh the jokes they could have made, but ABC’s censors would have Arquette’s answer if they did.
In case you were wondering, Cox went little higher with her answer. She thought of what most older men complain about and that is prostate.
When it comes to the newbies, I think all of them would make great repeat panelists. In fact, Cox was so funny, she deserves her own game show.
