There is a new product called Shape Ems and it helps women improve their breast size up to three cups! It can either give women fullness, lift or cleavage. But men don’t care about that, they just care they get to see close ups of ladies’ boobs getting bigger and bigger. And did I mention there is a part where one girl puts the Shape Ems in another girl’s bathing suit top? I am sure they will be DVRing this informercial so they can watch it over and over again. With one hand on the remote control to hit rewind and the other one on his remote trying to get it under control.
Now would they ever order it for that special person in their life, heck no because they now what happens when she removes them. But they wouldn’t mind seeing a stranger buy them and use them in a low cut dress or shirt.
via Huffington Post
You know what every little girl wants? They want a doll that farts? Well maybe not every girl, but the girls in Korea are begging their parents for a Kong Suni, a doll that you can feed, push her belly to make her fart and then sit her on a plastic toilet so she can go poopy. What is wrong with them? Boys like farting dolls, not girls. At least I didn’t when I was their age.
And why did the company make you have to push her belly to make her fart, don’t they know joke is that you are supposed to pull the finger to do that? Maybe if they made her that, I would want one for my very own.
via Daily Mail
Harvey Nichols came up with these ads that has the model so excited about wearing their pants, they wet them. I don’t know what the freak were thinking when they approved these advertisements because seeing people in pants with urine stains, does not make me want to go and buy them.
Although if you subscribe to theory that there is no such thing as bad publicity, then what they did was smart because they are getting tons of that with these posters.
I mean this Yank was checking out the British companies website. So do you think their idea was a pisser or all wet?
So Jamie Kennedy Tweeted a link to the commercial for ShowStoppers and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. At first I thought it was a parody ad on all the stupid infomercial ads that are out there, but then I did an internet search and found out the product is real. Even if the peek-a-boobs they are stopping from showing are not.
Seriously who are they are trying to sell the tape to? Women will be turned off by the ad that they won’t buy it. Men will like watching the commercial, but they are not going to buy something that will prevent them from seeing any boobage. So who exactly will buy it from that ad? I mean I am the same cup size as the creator, but I won’t buy ShowStoppers after that commercial. They need to go back to the drawing board, come up with something that will stick and then maybe I will consider getting her invention.
And don’t get me started on the announcer.
Now having said all of that, why can’t I stop watching one of the worst commercials ever made? It gets worse with each viewing.
Back in 1979 Mean Joe Green did a Super Bowl commercial for Coca Cola that is still talked about today. So 33 years later Downy is recreating it with the football legend himself for the their new product Unstoppables to air during the big game and it is brilliant. You know everyone is talking about how Matthew Broderick reprised his role as Ferris Bueller for Honda, but I think this is a much better coup with an ending that doesn’t stink.
Isn’t it crazy that except for a few grey hairs the 65 year old Defensive Tackle hasn’t aged a day since he played football professionally? Watch the original Coke commercial below and I dare you to tell me doesn’t look the same.
