But let’s be real, Fifty Shades of Grey won’t be than those :15 seconds. Is that going to stop us from seeing Christian Grey and Ana Steele come to life on Valentine’s Day? No, but it would be nice if it did.
Someone who uses the name Tranceart Violeta on YouTube took the audio from the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer and used video from Frozen to cover it. So this modern day classic that has possessed our children, now is set possess those kids’ moms. I mean, it already made Frozen a lot enjoyable for me. But then again anything that leads to them being tortured for the Let It Go pain they inflicted on us, is A OK with me.
Seriously, isn’t scary how perfectly it worked?
The Pet Collective is at again. This time they remade the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer with cats, and it’s purrfect. Not to be catty, but I would see this one over that pussy version of the book.
Seriously, am I the only one got cat scratch fever after watching it. I was attracted to it the same way a kitty is to cat nip. Were you meowed over by it?
Jimmy Fallon is the nice guy of late night, but yesterday he showed his true colors on The Tonight Show. He asked the guys from The Roots to watch the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer.The band thought they were going to see the erotic trailer, but instead they saw something else. Something scarier than the miscasting and bad acting from the movie, they saw a scary face. How did they react? Perfectly! Well the sadist in the NBC late night host and me thought it was perfect! Others, nah others will love it too.
So hit play because it will be the first time you will enjoy the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer.
After watching the trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, I feel like Anastasia Grey in the red room. I feel like Christian Grey tied me up and spanked me hard. But I like to be the Christian Grey in the relationship, so the trailer did not make feel good. Kind of like Ana at the end of the first book.
The movie feels so vanilla, like it should be on Lifetime and not on the big screen. I think what causes the movie to look so awful is the casting of Dakota Johnson, who’s too mousey, and Jamie Dorman, who doesn’t ooze sex. Grey should turn everyone on in the theater, and he makes me want to go to sleep alone. And Melanie Grifftih and Don Johnson’s daughter should look innocent with a side of bad, and all she looks like is that she is going to through the motions like Buffy declared in the Once More with Feeling episode.
So will I be there on Valentine’s Day to see the book come to life, no? Will you? Eventually, I will see it in the theater because I am sure it will be a hoot and then some. Instead of being a sexy thriller, it will be a romantic comedy, heavy on the comedy an light on the romantic.
And when it comes to Beyonce’s moaning, make it stop. It sounds more like Kim Kardashian on her husband’s track then a woman who has just had the best f*ck of her life.
Fifty Shades is all about great sex and there was nothing great or sex about any of that trailer. Oh well, I will just have to wait for the pornody version of the book turned movie. Now that will be hot.
Laters.
