When Bryan Cranston and his wife went on their honeymoon in Europe, their travel agent told them to take a train through the Alps to get from Switzerland to Italy. The agent explained to them that on their route, there are three tunnels. The first is one is 5 minutes, the second one is about 10 and the third one goes on for 50, wink, wink. The actor told Graham Norton on his BBC show that he knew what he meant, join the tunnel high club.
The newlyweds get on the train and they are excited for their journey. They get through the first tunnel and the sexual tension is building. Then the next one comes upon and they are emotionally getting ready. Finally it is time for his train to enter her tunnel. They strip off, thinking time is on their side because the darkness is making it hard on his hard on to find her, but it is not. That tunnel was not 50 minutes, but only 15. Just as they started, the train pulls into a station. That is when his new wife wanted him to pull out of her station because there were three Italian couples watching their love making.
I guess that is the perfect way to start marriage because 29 years later, they are still going strong. And not having sex on trains. At least I am assuming they are not after that!
