Brad Pitt is on the cover of August's
Wired and he is answering your tech questions. I know Brad and technology go together like, well heck as he said in the mag we can find nude pictures of him on the internet! So to answer the question for the picture above, he brought along his Inglourious Basterds co-star
Eli Roth, and seriously how hot do they look as slackers in band that hasn't made it out of garage. I would totally be like all Dawn Wiener in Welcome to the Dollhouse if they really had band!
So what is the question for the above picture?
Our Rock Band bassist sucks. Am I a total jerk if I kick him out?
Who cares? You shred, he doesn't. Fire his ass. Bonus: It'll put the others on notice. Anyone who doesn't keep up can hit the road. Even if that means firing the whole band. Remember: All great artists go solo eventually. Just think of Ronnie James Frickin' Dio.
Wow, Brad is a Dio fan? Never saw that coming. You can read what other knowledge he shares with us when Wired comes out on July 21, a month before
Inglourious Basterds on August 21st!!!
Wired also posted this picture of Brad Pitt taking a whiz and it reminded of a TMI interview that Eli Roth recently did with
MTV Movies Blog.
“I was wondering: ‘You’re at a baseball game and you have to take a p-ss,” Roth said with a laugh, remembering his query on the set of “Inglourious Basterds.” “What do you do?”’
Credit Mr. Angelina Jolie with an open-book answer, as Pitt told Roth that it happens to him all the time. “It’s a real problem,” Roth recalled Pitt's response. “[He told me] 'you go into a bathroom at Dodger Stadium, and everyone is looking at you. It’s kind of weird… you have to wait until the Dodgers are up, and it thins out – and then you find an empty stall.'”
Now thanks to Wired we can picture why everyone is looking at him when he is trying to do his business.
Want to know the question to this photo?
Can I talk on the phone while taking a whiz?
No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That's why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers.
Hey, I say you can never have enough pictures of Brad Pitt's junk, what do you think?
xoxo Justin!!!
UPDATE:
Wired just posted a picture of Lt Aldo Raine and the biggest Basterd of them all, Quentin Tarantino (looking the best I have ever seen him) at movie theater answering this question…
Can I answer my cell during a movie if it seems urgent?
Never. It may be a brief interruption—just a few seconds—but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg? Did you ever think of that? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called "emergency." Don't be so damn selfish.
That is my favorite answer yet! BTW I so wonder what movie they are watching that the kid is freaked out like that???
