Thanks to Celebrity Family Feud and To Tell The Truth, we know that Anthony Anderson’s mom is a real character. We just didn’t know how much.
The Black-ish star told Conan O’Brien that his mother told him the proper way to eat a cookie when he was in his early 20’s. Not only did she teach him how to eat the cookie, she also taught his brother and his friends the way to make a woman very happy at this lesson. But wait, there were women there too and she explained to them how to suck on the lollipop. Let’s just say it involved a vein.
How? She used videos as visuals aids.
Why? Because Papa Anderson wasn’t good at it and she wasn’t going to let her boys go out into the world not knowing how to please a woman. And not let women go out there not knowing how to please a man!
Did it work? Yes! Did the actor ever tell the women’s whose cookie he ate that he learned how to do that from his mom. Yes! What happened when they didn’t believe him? He called her and his mom would ask them if she was a good teacher. She is!
So good, I want to know why TLC or any other network doesn’t give her a show where she teaches Conan O’Brien, Andy Richter, me and you the proper way to have oral sex and other sexual tips for the tip and more! Could you imagine! And she can use her son to demonstrate on dolls. We know that Cable can’t show that! Seriously, we can all use a lesson because unless we learned how to do it from Mrs Anderson, did we really learn how to do it?
