Let’s be honest. The only reason to watch CNN on New Year’s Eve is to watch Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, and Don Lemon get drunker with each commercial break.
However, this year, the new shitty head of CNN is a total buzzkill and told them they couldn’t drink.
At first, Andy Cohen said, “I just want you to know Anderson and I are going to party harder than we have ever partied before on New Year’s Eve. Do you understand me?”
Well, I guess they asked the Watch What Happens Live host if he understands what would happen if he did. Because he told Page Six, “We aren’t drinking, but we’re going to have a BLAST.”
And with that, I will be watching Lizzo’s concert on HBO Max and then Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton on NBC. But then again, that was always the plan!