All those geeks recreating Star Wars scenes, talking Klingon to their friends and strangers, comic book reading, video game playing, air guitar jamming, deciding who’s hotter Xena or Wonder Woman, attending every Sci Fi convention and still living in your parents’ basement/attic, well guess you can finally get laid! That is if you sell off some of your prized, mint-conditioned action figures.
How you ask? Dennis Hof, owner of Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is creating a brothel just for you. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal the Alien Cathouse is expected to open up on U.S. Highway 95 in Nye County within two months. Heidi Fleiss is assisting on the whorehouse’s theme which is said to be Area 51 with the women will be dressed as aliens. To all you geeks who have fantasized more about sleeping with a martian more than a woman, now you can get the best of both worlds in a galaxy real near-by.
So if you want out-of-this-world sex, then Alien Cathouse is for you! It definitely gives new meaning to be anally probed by an alien…
I know what I am getting some of my guy friends for Christmas next year! Think they will like it with a cherry on top or bottom?
