Seriously? OMG! WTF? » ABC is feeding Gwyneth Paltrow to the sharks!
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August 17th, 2022 under Shark Tank

Shark Tank is going to start its 14th season with a live episode on September 23rd. Then in an episode after that, we are going to see Gwyneth Paltrow join the tank.

I hope that they don’t only do beauty products when she is there. I want them to take a risk and go all risqué, as in having someone who has a company that makes sex toys. How awesome would it be to see Mr. Wonderful blush over the idea? But a better question would be, is Barbara Corcoran mature enough for something like that? We know Mark Cuban will say he and his wife use something like it. Robert Herjavec will be like I love the idea, but it is nothing that I can get behind…even if it is a butt toy. Daymond John will be his grumpy self because he needs to use the toy. And then there is Lori Greiner, who will chuckle nervously.

Please, ABC, make this happen. I know you are family-friendly, but the items are friendly for the older family members.

Along with Paltrow making her first appearance on the show, so is Tony Xu, CEO of and co-founder of DoorDash. They will be joined by previous guest Sharks Emma Grede, CEO and co-founder of Good American, founding partner of SKIMS and co-founder of Safely; Peter Jones, Dragon on BBC’s “Dragon’s Den”; Daniel Lubetzky, founder of KIND and co-founder of SOMOS Foods; and Kendra Scott, founder, executive chairwoman & chief creative officer, Kendra Scott, LLC.


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