Nicolas Cage was on The Late Show tonight and he told David Letterman about a time that Charlie Sheen and him were on a plane together from LA to SF twenty years ago. It sounds innocent enough but it was anything but for the two bad boys. Cage says that he didn’t know that Sheen had an 8 ball of cocaine wrapped around his ankle. And what Charlie didn’t know is that Nic was going to grab the PA and announce “that I was the pilot and that I was not feeling well and that I was losing control of the aircraft.” Well when they landed, the police were waiting for one of them and can you guess which one it was?
Those two must have great stories, and I want to know more but part of me is thinking whatever little amount of innocence I have left will be gone after I hear them.
UPDATE: Nicolas also denied that picture of man who looks an awful lot like him from the late 1800’s is in fact him on The Late Show. He also claims that he doesn’t drink blood. I would faster believe that is him in the picture than the fact that he doesn’t like down the red stuff?
