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[ # ] A light beams from William Zabka’s crotch!
July 2nd, 2018 under Billy Zabka

William Zabka posed with his Cobra Kai Sensei Martin Kove and their manager Gary Ousdahl in Las Vegas, but my eyes were drawn to Johnny Lawrence’s crotch. That is because it is beaming. Like there is literally a beam of light illuminating from it. It has me wondering why the ’80s bad boy was never in a Star Wars movie because the force is obviously strong with his lightsaber.

You know if YouTube wants to get more paid subscribers to tune into the best show of this decade, then they need to let Zabka’s light shine through on Cobra Kai for season 2.

At least we know that his little head knows how to find the good light like his big one.

You know, sometimes a light like that in a photo could be paranormal. And since what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, I guess we will never know if it was a spirit what that ghost was doing to him.

I think I better stop here because there is a reason why they told Carol Anne to stay away from the light in Poltergeist…


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