In 30 seconds, Kentucky Fried Chicken found a way to taint three things that I have loved I since was a child. Those things are Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup, fried chicken and the movie Ghost.
They took that infamous Unchained Melody scene from the film and replaced Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze with Mrs. Butterworth and Colonel Sanders. What happens next is something even a pornody would not touch. At least they have not yet. Give them time.
But don’t give me any of KFC’s chicken and waffles because I will not be eating either item for a long time. Which, I wonder if that is how long Sanders can go? Why did I wonder about that? See what they did to me?
