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[ # ] The VelociPastor is this year’s cultastic movie!
April 22nd, 2019 under Movies

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There are certain movies that are so awfsome (so awful they are awesome) they become cult classics. Films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, Showgirls, The Room and Birdemic to name a few. This year’s entry looks to be The VelociPastor.

The must-see movie that comes out in August is about, “After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.”

Who doesn’t want to see this movie over and over again and drinking or taking a hit games with it? Every time he turns into a dinosaur, take a hit. Every time, he kills someone drink. Every time he is just in his underwear, chug!

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