You know those Chick-fil-A ads with cows saying they prefer that fast food joint over the ones that sell burgers made out of them? Turns out it is true.
On Saturday, Michael and Athena Hopkins weren’t mooving because they were stuck in traffic waiting for a cow to cross the road in Noblesville, Indiana. Where was the bovine going? Chick-fil-A, of course.
If the cow was a chicken, it would have crossed the street to get away from that restaurant. So now we know why the cow crossed the road, but we still don’t know why the chicken did it.
BTW if I were Chick-fil-A, I would give this couple a lifetime supply of your chicken sandwiches. They did a great marketing campaign for you and you did not even have to pay for it.