Seriously? OMG! WTF?

(photo from Rickey)
Marlee Matlin — Academy Award winning actress who is deaf and can be seen on Showtime’s The L Word
Penn Jillette — Penn and Teller…The tall one that talks I think
Marissa Jaret Winokur — One Life to Live and Hairspray on Broadway
Adam Corolla — Some jerk who did The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel
Kristi Yamaguchi — Olympic Ice Skater
Cristián de la Fuente — Georgeous guy who played Sean Maguire’s boyfriend on CBS’s The Class
Monica Seles — Tennis player who was stabbed in the back by a fan
Mario — Clive Davis failure
Steve Guttenberg — Airplane, Police Academy, Three Men and a Baby and nothing recently because he is a no talent jerk
Jason Taylor — a football player for the Miami Dolphins
Shannon Elizabeth — Bitch who can’t act and made it by showing her body in American Pie
Priscilla Presley — As if you don’t know who she is

Good luck to Marlee Matlin, Cristián de la Fuente and Priscilla Presley…the rest I am like whatever as long as Shannon Elizabeth is one of the first out.
I will comment more tomorrow when they announce who they are dancing with.

UPDATE: Here is the video announcement…

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