Diane Keaton met Chris Martin at Ellen DeGeneres’ 60th birthday party and she is in love! So much so, she is willing to give up her optional sexless life for him if he offered! Should he offer? Of course he should! She has been with the best and can teach him a thing or two or much more than that because after all she is Diane Keaton! The coolest cat on the block!
Although I do have to disagree with her about Al Pacino. He was never ever sexy. And personally neither is Chris Martin, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Finally, who doesn’t want to be friends with Keaton? She says what is on her mind and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Plus, what she says is so awesome. She is just Diane freaking Keaton!
