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[ # ] Happy Chanukah!
December 12th, 2017 under SOW Greetings


What does any Jewish person want for Chanukah? They want 8 nights of free porn to light up their menorah and Pornhub is giving them just that. The Adult Entertainment company wrote this with the enlightening ad, “This year, ‘The Festival of Lights’ is getting lit AF because Pornhub’s giving everyone a whole new reason to get excited about Hanukkah: Free Pornhub Premium for all eight crazy nights! Just go to PornHub to sign up for your free 8 day trial and turn your ‘Happy Hanukkah’ into a ‘Horny Hanukkah’.”

So have a Horny Chanukah and give the gift that keeps on giving. Plus, it gives a whole new meaning to keeping the light going for 8 nights straight. So boys get the shamash ready because he is going to be on fire for the next week!

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