Seriously? OMG! WTF?Warren Beatty is a lot more boring than we were told! - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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[ # ] Warren Beatty is a lot more boring than we were told!
April 14th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Old Hollywood


Warren Beatty was on The Graham Norton Show and the host wanted to if some of those most famous rumors about him are true. Rumors like if the Shampoo star used to wash his hair with a 6-pack of beer every day? That one is false.

Also false, is that Beatty and Jack Nicholson had their own secret passageway into the Playboy mansion. As if they would need one during their hay day because they were both the sexiest male actors of the ’70s and the playmates would welcome them with open tails.

He does know where his Oscar for Reds is. He did not have the crotch on the Heaven Can Wait poster enlarged. After looking at it, I think he should’ve asked for the John Holmes.

Even though he says he doesn’t know if Carly Simon wrote You’re So Vain about him, she confirmed that she did. I guess he isn’t as vain as she thought he was because a real vain person would say they think that song is about them.

Finally, has the former Playboy bedded over 13,000 women? The actor did the math and said it is impossible. Denying that fact like that makes me think the only women he has been with are Carly Simon, Carrie Fisher, Madonna and Annette Benning. Why? Because this interview proved how boring he is. No matter how hot he was in his youth, I wouldn’t want to sleep with him after listening to him talk. Granted, you don’t have to talk to him but still. If he did bed me, it would be me falling asleep in bed.

In other words, this interview proves that Beatty is as exciting as Wonder Bread and it is a wonder he got anyone in bed.

Seriously, if I was rumored to have the life he supposedly led, I would own it! Lie, we would not know! In other words, he made a career out of telling lies, why not lie about his real life too? That is what we want!

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