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[ # ] It was bound to happen, a man marries Siri aka his Smartphone
June 27th, 2016 under Odd


We tell our Smartphones everything. We caress our Smartphones. We protect our Smartphones. We sleep with our Smartphones. You could say we love our Smartphones.
One Los Angeles man loves his so much, he took her to Las Vegas to make an honest phone out of her. That’s right, Aaron Chervena went to The Little Las Vegas Chapel and put a ring on it. Why did he do it? He says, “We connect with our phones on so many emotional levels. We look at it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds and to me that is what a relationship is all about.” Then he declared that his smartphone is his longest relationship. A relationship he wants other people to evaluate since we are becoming more attached to out phones.
So will the two of them live happily ever after? Since it is iPhone, I give them until November. That is when he will trade her in for a newer model. Just like a lot of other men in Los Angeles. No wonder I have such a hard time finding a husband.
Can you imagine what their divorce will be like? She has all of his passwords, so she can take whatever she wants of his. She also gets half his contacts, half his iTunes music and half his Apps. He is so screwed!
Although it will be hard for her to take him to Divorce Court because their marriage was not recognized by the State of Nevada. It is still only legal for people to marry other people there.

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