Ricky Gervais was on Conan tonight and he gave new meaning to the expression, “You don’t know your ass from your elbow!” How? He took a Selfie of his elbow and it looked like an a$$. If that is not enough for you, he started adding random things between the bend of his upper arm and forearm which made it look even more realistic and disgusting.
The host of the Golden Globes said he learned this trick from a Classical musician and they spent three hours taking many many many photos of his assbow.
So now that he has taught you this fun little game, why are you still reading this. Shouldn’t you be taking photos of your assbow? If you have Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread, make sure to smear it around there because it creates the perfect photo to post on Facebook to shock your friends and family. You could be caption it as, “Just had Chipolte.” Too soon?
