Seriously? OMG! WTF?

I am sure you have heard that California is going through a major drought with no end in sight. Well, Ellen DeGeneres came up with a solution. Just put on Adele’s new CD 25, that is out tomorrow, and collect all of your tears in to a bowl. Then when you are done, use all your sadness to water the plants, wash the dishes or just have it join its friends in the ocean.
I know for me it has worked wonders. I put on Hello and took a shower just with my tears. What you will use the tears for?