We all saw Jean-Claude Van Damme do a split
between two driving trucks on the ground. Then we saw Channing Tatum
split something when he attempted it between two carts. Now we are seeing Chuck Norris do it between two planes balancing 11 men on his cowboy hat in the sky to wish us a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Ladies and gentlemen, that is why Chuck Norris is the man. No one will be able to top that. Unless Sandra Bullock or George Clooney do a split between two satellites in outer space in order to try to get votes for their movie to win awards at the Golden Globe, SAG and of course the Oscars.
