The second trailer for Rock of Ages is out and I want to see that movie even less when it comes out on June 15th; and I never wanted to see it at all in the first place. It just looks like it is so over the top that it will be a huge unenjoyable mess. I didn’t think you could make ’80s hair bands even more cheesy than they already are, but Adam Shankman’s take on their music makes them so cheesy even cheeseheads wish they were lactose intolerant.
Now on to the cast, doesn’t Russell Brand look like Joan Jett with a beard, and I am not sure who should be more offended by that? I wonder if it is because of Julianne Hough’s two box office duds that that is why her face time in the second trailer was dramatically cut down? Chances are her third film won’t do any better than Footloose and Burlesque did. And when it comes to Tom Cruise, I don’t want to talk about it because I am trying to block it out from my memory.
