Jessica Simpson continued her TMI pregnancy tour yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live and explained to the ABC late night host why she is so big. She said that “apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant.” Why did I need that visual in my mind.
But that wasn’t the only TMI that I can’t get out of my head, she also said “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo ha.” How does she know what that feels like? Wait I don’t want to know.
But the whole interview wasn’t full of TMIs, she also share with Kimmel that she met Eric Johnson when he came over to her with a friend to watch a basketball game. To which Kimmel responded with, “So you met watching a basketball tournament and now you have a basketball in your stomach.” I think that pretty much sizes it up.
The singer still has about a month left on her pregnancy and I wonder how much bigger she is going to get. Seriously I am not sure how much more her body can take? I feel like a few more pounds and she is going to blow like a beached whale with ignited dynamite inside.
