Dance Moms is back for a second season on Lifetime at 9p and you will feel even more guilty watching this pleasure. Abby Lee Miller is ready to get her national champions back into the smaller competitions and she is tougher on the girls than she was last season. Even though they won the title and shot a music video she still feels that they need to do a lot of work and are never good enough for her standrds. At one point she says that Chloe has let being the lead in the video go to her head, but I think that the show has gone to the dance teacher’s head. You know I think that Miller’s ego is the size of her waistline and we all know that she don’t have a small one. In fact my favorite line tonight is when one of the moms says if she was going to get Miller a present it would be a three-month membership to Weight Watchers. Me and Ow! Can you guess which Dance Mom said that?
Miller is not only yelling at the girls she is yelling at the moms too. She scolds one mother for not attending rehearsals because she is opting to work instead. Miller tells the cameras that that mother doesn’t care about her kid because it should all be about the dancing. When that mom finally shows up, Miller disses that girl to her. Who does that?
Shortly after the show starts Miller announces that she is looking for another girl to join the group to replace Vivi-Anne and that might not be the only replacement in the dance group. Will all the girls that we go to know, love and feel sorry for be back for season two or will some of them be gone?
Tune in to find out on the show that people are embarrassed to watch, but just can’t get enough of. If you have never (honestly) seen the show, tonight is the perfect time to start. I promise you will be as addicted to it as I am, even if you won’t let anyone including me know that you are.
Then at 10p 24 Hour Catwalk makes it debut on Lifetime and it is like the whole season of Project Runway in just one day and one episode. Four contestants are all given an everyday garment that they have to transform into fashion in a short time and then the judges will eliminate the bottom the two. The two that get to move one will have just 24 Hours to create a fashion line to walk the Catwalk and after the fashion show is done there will only be one. Then next week we get to start it all over again.
If you think that Project Runway has gotten tired, this show will wake you up.
