Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Does the Jersey Shore person in your life spend too much doing the GTL? Well with the GTL 3000 they can combine all three. How? Well the specially made laundry machine washes your clothes, gives you a workout as it spins you around and finally it gives you the perfect event tan! Now that the three big things gym, tan and laundry are combined into one task, the special Guido in your life will have more time to Smoosh you!!!!
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel Live for airing that infomercial, I am getting my grenade a GTL 3000 and I get my very own Snooki bumpit!!!
BTW I love Aunt Chippy’s reason why everyone on Jersey Shore has a nickname!

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