and in it he broke the news that Betty White and him are making a sex tape for AARP.
Q; Say I wanted to trick you into talking about your affair with Betty White. How do I make that happen?
A; Quite easily. Betty and I have been lovers for awhile. That’s all out in the open. We’re going to do a sex tape for the A.A.R.P.
Q: You said in a recent interview that Betty’s “totally flexible in the hip area.†You do realize that you’ve given the world a mental image that can’t be un-thought?
A: I do realize that, and I stand by it. Her hips are very flexible. Although to be fair, it’s held together by rubber bands. (Laughs.)
Q: Is there anything on your body that’s still flexible?
A; My left pinkie. That’s pretty much it. You should see it flex. But other than that, it’s… (Laughs.) Oh god, you’re getting me to say things I shouldn’t. You’re dangerous!
Q: O.K., one more question. You wear a toupee. We all know it, it’s obvious, but you won’t admit it. How long are you going to hold on to this ruse? Is it a mystery you’ll be taking to your grave?
A: Probably. But if it’s any consolation, that’s not very long from now.
I think he’s joking, at least I pray he is joking because that is one sex tape even though I wouldn’t want to see it I know would wind up watching it over and over again.
