I have a new love, and his name is Emilio Vitolo, who owns the hot Italian restaurant Emilio’s Ballato in Manhattan.
The chef to celebrities like Lenny Kravitz, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Swift (and Katie Holmes in the bedroom) appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers yesterday for a cooking segment to show the host how to make Arrabita, aka Angry pasta, and boy, did he get the censors angry. That is because, between him and Seth Meyers, they said around 25 curse words (I lost count because I have only 20 fingers and toes), like shit and fuck. Therefore, they had to hit the bleep button that many times.
They might not have had to push it as much as they did if it were not for the two men drinking Manhattans during the segment.
And I fucking love that! Vitolo is so old-school New York. I so miss that attitude!
I’d also never fuck with him because he would go all Sweeney Todd on your ass. However, you would not be in the angry pasta because there is no meat in it!
Can someone tell me why someone has not been given the part-time actor, who looks like Joseph-Gordon Levitt, a cooking/behind-the-scenes restaurant show? It would be so fucking awesome to watch.
Now that I think about it, it would have to be on cable or streaming because of all of the cursing. I want/need to hear every curse word. But then again, I am from The Bronx, and cursing is just part of our vernacular.
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